BACHELOR 23 - Colton Underwood - General Discussion - **NO SPOILERS** - *SLEUTHING*

nd4reality wrote:Dolton ! Classic

I'm cringing just thinking about sex noises being taped and put on an upcoming episode. Tacky indeed.

Beyond tacky. You know they would have to outdo themselves since they already did that with Kaitlyn and he is a virgin after all, so they would double their efforts at humiliation. I seriously think they are shading him this season...even the kids last night.

Yes, Dolton. It just writes itself.

I thought the kids were just cute and not shading Colton. I do think they're pushing the women to make V comments and probably Demi's blindfolding and spanking. He should have known going in that it would happen, imo.

albean99 wrote:I thought the kids were just cute and not shading Colton. I do think they're pushing the women to make V comments and probably Demi's blindfolding and spanking. He should have known going in that it would happen, imo.

I don't think the kids are … all that stuff is over their heads... but the producers are by making the kids do that. Plus the fact they left in the joke by the comedian suggesting that Colton was gay. It all kind of suggest to me they are having fun with him at his expense. As for Colton, he practically begged for the job, so I don't think he cares one way or the other how they treat him as long as he is the lead.

The more I see, the more annoying I find him.

I am done with the pageant drama - they both can't be gone soon enough.  Same for Demi/Tracy.  Though I am sure Demi will be around for entertainment for at least a few more episodes.

I like Elyse, which is why I want her to run FAR and FAST from this franchise or end up finding someone more her age and maturity level from Bach Nation and live happily ever after.

I am ready to be down to the F4 and hopefully see some love stories.  My predictions are:  Cassie, Hannah, Katie and Elyse (or Caelynn).  Elyse is only if she has potential to be the next lead; if not then I think Caelynn will be in F4.

@locoforbach I'm not sure about Katie or Elyse. Both seem too normal and drama free to make it that far...unless they were F1 and I don't see him being into either of them that much. I agree with Cassie and FIR Hannah. I think Caelynn (thanks...apparently I have been spelling her name wrong), will be in the F4 since she has had all this drama, plus she has some big, tragic reveal coming up which I suspect will be to set up some big story line and make Dolton feel all protective. Those are the only ones I can see him being into at this stage. I don't really see anyone else so far who will round out that F4, but there is usually one who I never would have expected.

Here we go. CH earning his keep telling everyone they are going to Singapore. Apparently they have never been there and they have an hour to pack.

We have our first virgin joke and apparently FIR Hannah has no idea where Singapore is. And then we have Colton who thinks Singapore is amazing because it has lights and buildings.  :shootme: He once again confirms why he is really Dolton.

Tayisha has the first 1:1. Others are p*ssed. I am sad because apparently Demi has so much to tell Dolton. Here I thought she wanted to spank him again.

Please stop with the live videos Dolton. I wouldn't mind so much if you died. That would be exciting in this snoozefest of a season.

Tayisha is so stupid because she thinks the Falling in Love means a waterfall. Has she never watched the show? And there is Dolton not wanting to ever do anything like this because he didn't want to get injured for his professional career...you know, bench warmer.

You couldn't pay me enough to bungee jump.

Dolton looks like the Pillsbury dough boy to me.

Oh please, she thinks they have chemistry and passion because he kisses her on a show where he is paid to do that and has already said that their relationship isn't as strong as some others.

Here is Tayisha spilling her guts and I can't hear it because one of our guys is having a melt down. Apparently she is always happy but not this past year because she got a divorce.

Other girls get a group date and it seems Caetlyn is getting a one on one. On a personal note, I hate having to spell her name. People quit with the exotic spellings of your kids name. It is annoying and doesn't make them any more special.

Tayisha gets a rose and is freeking out because they are going on the giant Singapore farris wheel. She is squealing like she just won a million dollars. Please.

Group date and naturally the first one out and doing the monkey jump is Demi. She will ignore everyone and do what she wants so she can continue to concentrate on their non existent relationship.

Leeches....what a great date. I think producers really hate him.

And apparently we are on Bachelor Survivor...the gross food eating episode. Fish eyes are delicious...just saying...I eat them all the time.

Evening portion of the date.

Hannah back in Colton's good books after she pulls him first. Heavy make out.

Cassie's turn next. He is the one initiating that kiss.

Katie, Sydney, FIR Hannah all briefly shown. Courtney is disappointed that she is not getting the time. Demi gives her some sage, condescending advice based on her own vast experience.

Back with Demi and Colton. Apparently there is a different side to Demi...she tells Colton. It is so hard to see someone you love in that place. It is so hard for her.

Dolton there is nothing positive about Demi.

While there is very little I agree about Demi, I do agree with her telling Courtney to go and talk to him and instead C just continues to whine about not having any time with him.

Courtney seriously, perhaps you should go talk to Colton rather than wasting time lecturing Demi...who doesn't give a rats a**.

And just to tick everyone off, Demi gets a rose and Courtney is off crying because she got no time. Shut up. It's your own fault.

Caelynn gets a special delivery for her date card. Meet him downstairs and she gets the shopping date because apparently she deserves it more than anyone else. Why?...is she poor and has nothing?

She comes back loaded with bags and is bragging to the others who are none too thrilled. She is excited by the "fantastic" shoes that apparently Colton picked out himself. They could not be any more boring … beige like him.