Bachelor In Paradise - Episode 1 August 4 2014 - General Discussion - *Spoilers*

stuckinsc wrote:

nutty1 wrote:I am 80/40. I am conversating. I am talking to a raccoon! This show is priceless!!

Nutty, come play next week.  This was awesome!  So much snark, it is hard to keep up!

My friend was here, I wish I could have!

We laughed so hard though…..I don't know what we laughed hardest at….80/40, conversating, or the raccoon!!!

JBF wrote:Clare talking to the raccoon was my favorite part of the show!

Like Andi, all she does is talk talk talk talk talk. Yet I wonder what this last season would have been like had she been chosen for the lead instead. Uh oh... better HIDE with that last statement, knowing how much folks hate her around here...

Except for talking a mile a minute, I didn't really mind her. Now it could be that AshLee's crazy makes everyone else look better, but I could have taken this Clare. At least the one for tonight.

Marquel was awesome tonight!! I adore that guy!

b wrote:

stuckinsc wrote:Okay, Lacy, you went after Marcus, so it is a bit weird that you are questioning Robert this way.  Oh not here comes Michelle Money!  I kind of wish she would smack AshLee into place.

Not saying she doesn't like Marcus and Robert, but girl (Lacy) is making sure she's not going home first night!!    

Was AshLee that insecure on Sean's?  Loved the girls calling her out (but do feel sorry for her in a way).

Hope someone can get a SC of Marcus and his tighty-orangies!  WOW!    

OMG! yes, pleeeeeeease!!! SC!!!

It was a bit disappointing watching AshLee try to out-do Clare's hide-in-the-bathroom (or bedroom) sob moment from Juan Pablooo's season. Clare EARNED that drama moment.

JBF wrote:It was a bit disappointing watching AshLee try to out-do Clare's hide-in-the-bathroom (or bedroom) sob moment from Juan Pablooo's season. Clare EARNED that drama moment.

I can't believe that I am defending Clare, but at least Clare only cried. AshLee had her own little psycho conversation. I am not sure that Daniela did want to leave to get away from AshLee!

How many collective brain cells do you think we lost tonight??  

I wonder how AshLee "assumed" that Clare and Juan "slept together" (in her behind the door conversation with herself). Even though some of us viewers speculated on that on account of the helicopter talk, we just knew "it" didn't happen in the Panama ocean. That reminds me... everybody was frolicking in the ocean BUT Clare. Instead she was playing Snow White with the "forest friends" (a.k.a. raccoons).

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http://delishows.co/bachelor-in-paradise-season-1-episode-1-pilot.html

Thank you sooooo much! I'm going to try it now!

So judging from this thread and my twitter timeline, AshLee is just at bat$hit crazy as ever. Man, I wish I didn't have CPR class tonight so I could watch it live while it aired.

nutty1 wrote:I am 80/40. I am conversating. I am talking to a raccoon! This show is priceless!!

That summed it up nicely!

I think they just edited a raccoon over a crew member Clare was talking to.

Also AshLee's conversation "with herself" was dubbed over a closed door... and who knows if it all was recorded at that time.

Nobody is totally crazy, apart from signing up for this dopey show... you have to be crazy to do that.

My guess is that Dylan and Elise was the one "normal" relationship on the show, which is why we saw so little of them on screen.