Bachelor Australia - Season 5 - Matty Johnson - Media Social Media - *Sleuthing Spoilers* #3

Love your work @AllAboutLove! Bon voyage good ship Elise! Send us a postcard from Thailand

Dirty Street Pie wrote:

Love your work @AllAboutLove! Bon voyage good ship Elise! Send us a postcard from Thailand

  There's no icebergs there so it should arrive posthaste 

AllAboutLove wrote:The Elise ship is about to leave the docks and set sail and I am on it  

I don't even care if it's all scripted and Elise ends up F2 (I mean, I probably will if it happens and she's heartbroken) but I need something to string me along this season and Elise is it for me 

What can I say.... I am a willing puppet for TPTB (no way else for me to get through this season ). 

I probs will regret this but come what may...

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Yay. Gawd help us. Hopefully we don't go down together

Sundy wrote:

AllAboutLove wrote:The Elise ship is about to leave the docks and set sail and I am on it  

I don't even care if it's all scripted and Elise ends up F2 (I mean, I probably will if it happens and she's heartbroken) but I need something to string me along this season and Elise is it for me 

What can I say.... I am a willing puppet for TPTB (no way else for me to get through this season ). 

I probs will regret this but come what may...

via GIPHY

Yay.  Gawd help us. Hopefully we don't go down together

I'll paddle past in my Laura lifeboat just in case, it comes with life jackets, a cheese board and some jewelry

BlueJeans wrote:Firmly on the Elise train hard now.

Still think everything is scripted though down to TPTB planning a late charge from Elise both in how the show has been edited and the media releases/interviews only for F1 to still be Laura...

Yeah I still think Laura is F1 but lord knows I am so bored already that #whoEls but Elise coming in now and making a late charge is what I need to make it through to the end. Scripted or not, I'd rather take some scripted suspense than nothing at all 

SugarAndSpice wrote:

Sundy wrote:

AllAboutLove wrote:The Elise ship is about to leave the docks and set sail and I am on it  

I don't even care if it's all scripted and Elise ends up F2 (I mean, I probably will if it happens and she's heartbroken) but I need something to string me along this season and Elise is it for me 

What can I say.... I am a willing puppet for TPTB (no way else for me to get through this season ). 

I probs will regret this but come what may...

via GIPHY

Yay.  Gawd help us. Hopefully we don't go down together

I'll paddle past in my Laura lifeboat just in case, it comes with life jackets, a cheese board and some jewelry

@Sundy we'll be just fine  There's two SCs for Thailand it seems so those SCs will let us know (especially if the F1-theme-music starts playing) whether to abandon ship...

@SugarAndSpice Laura follows Elise on IG but Elise doesn't follow Laura... so for all I know Laura may be on this ship too Especially if there's a cheeseboard   (also, if Laura is the final "Rose" then she may have abandoned ship with her jewels/Heart of the Ocean and for sure her heart will go on... with or without Matty   )


TBH, on one hand I think it's a done deal with Laura (but will still keep sleuthing until the end)... On the other hand, regardless of F1, I will be on board this ship in order to keep me watching until the end

Sidenote: name of ship is #whoEls and may or may not also be named "Cindy" (short for #whoEls but Cinderella) #keepingmyselfonmytoes #oneslipperoff #oneslipperon

AllAboutLove wrote:

TBH, on one hand I think it's a done deal with Laura (but will still keep sleuthing until the end)... On the other hand, regardless of F1, I will be on board this ship in order to keep me watching until the end

Sidenote: name of ship is #whoEls and may or may not also be named "Cindy" (short for #whoEls but Cinderella) #keepingmyselfonmytoes #oneslipperoff #oneslipperon

I think you nailed it with the Cinderella analogy - considering Matty says in the episode 1 promo, "this is the fairytale ending that I always wanted", I can see F1 being his Cinderella.  Unfortunately, I think the glass slipper will fit Laura's foot though, not Elise's.

AllAboutLove wrote:
@Sundy we'll be just fine  There's two SCs for Thailand it seems so those SCs will let us know (especially if the F1-theme-music starts playing) whether to abandon ship...

@SugarAndSpice Laura follows Elise on IG but Elise doesn't follow Laura... so for all I know Laura may be on this ship too Especially if there's a cheeseboard   (also, if Laura is the final "Rose" then she may have abandoned ship with her jewels/Heart of the Ocean and for sure her heart will go on... with or without Matty   )


TBH, on one hand I think it's a done deal with Laura (but will still keep sleuthing until the end)... On the other hand, regardless of F1, I will be on board this ship in order to keep me watching until the end

Sidenote: name of ship is #whoEls and may or may not also be named "Cindy" (short for #whoEls but Cinderella) #keepingmyselfonmytoes #oneslipperoff #oneslipperon

@AllAboutLove your pun game is on fire! Hopefully its smooth sailing ahead, and we haven't missed a potential Elora "iceberg" ahead. She does look very similar to a Miss "Cindy" Crawford...

@Bobette I'm not sure either girl is a glass slipper wearing kind of girl (Laura more sandal bohemian and Elise in her hockey shoes). But yeah, even though Sportsbet has the word "sports" in it, it's probably Laura with the Cinderella story... Alhough, if it was me... Elise's story line is much more Cinderella-like. Elise could even be called "Elie" before she's found by her prince and called Cindy..... a True fairy tale underdog story! #hiremeTPTB 


@SugarandSpice  I love puns! Too true about Elora as the iceberg but I think this ship will sail past that "Cindy". It's TPTB iceberg called "backlash" that worries me more because there'll definitely be no room on that door/lifeboat if TPTB have their way... just a single Rose muttering #neverletgo

Wise words Osher! :thumbs up

@natik.....who did 'ol mate Osher tweet that about girl? Was it Elise?