Bachelor Australia - Season 5 - Matty Johnson - Episode Discussion - *Sleuthing Spoilers*

Bahahaha.. best quote from Jen ever "I just have to be pleasant little me" .... umm what?

This looks like fun. NOT

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Liz should smile more. She's really pretty

Where are they... In the mansion's dungeon?

Bobette wrote:

AllAboutLove wrote:Okay so I figured out what Matty's tattoos on his ankles say:

"Live for your kiss"

"Die for your smile"

Great job!  Did they do a closeup on his feet when he was jumping???

I zoomed in on the pic they have on Twitter and the words were pretty easy to read knowing what the first word for each tattoo was


https://twitter.com/TheBachelorAU/status/895218938405048320

Urgh, 2 on 1 dates always suck. I've never seen a good one. Jen is so vile, but Liz IS abrasive, and dull. I wish he would send them both home!

@AAL Good work detective.

This 2on1 is like a mix between an interrogation and mediation

Matty: "so what do you hate about each other"... "what do you like about each other"

AllAboutLove wrote:This 2on1 is like a mix between an interrogation and mediation

Matty: "so what do you hate about each other"... "what do you like about each other"

I'm going to guess Liz doesn't say she admires Jen's use of supportive undergarments.  Girlfriend needs some underwire.

Matty could not be any less interested in Jen if he tried when listening to her talk

Bobette wrote:

AllAboutLove wrote:This 2on1 is like a mix between an interrogation and mediation

Matty: "so what do you hate about each other"... "what do you like about each other"

I'm going to guess Liz doesn't say she admires Jen's use of supportive undergarments.  Girlfriend needs some underwire.

Bahahaha. Nearly fell out in the back of the limo.

Same Tara is great tv

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