Re: Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

by Newto Mon May 01, 2017 4:42 am

I left the sprinkler running and am afraid the yard will wash away.

by smartcat Mon May 01, 2017 5:42 pm

I never had a ticket before and at almost 81 I don't want to spoil my record.

by Newto Tue May 02, 2017 6:38 am

I forgot which is the accelerator pedal and which is the brake pedal.

by smartcat Tue May 02, 2017 12:49 pm

^^ Oy vey

I left home without my undies and I really need to get back home put some on Officer, Sir.

by Newto Tue May 02, 2017 8:50 pm

I heard my husband has a female guest in our home; need to investigate asap.

by smartcat Tue May 02, 2017 11:22 pm

I forget my stuffed bear and I can't go anywhere without him.

by Newto Wed May 03, 2017 5:12 am

My pet is in the vet's emergency room.

by smartcat Wed May 03, 2017 5:08 pm

I'm late for an important meeting and I'm the speaker.

by Newto Sat May 06, 2017 7:56 am

I was daydreaming. (That will get you a ticket for sure!)

by smartcat Sat May 06, 2017 12:43 pm

I was told that James Bond was at my house waiting for me.

by Newto Sun May 07, 2017 6:08 am

My favorite TV program is on in a few minutes; have to get home.

by smartcat Sun May 07, 2017 10:21 am

I'm going to miss my ballet dancing lesson.

( one look at chubby old me should let me off with a hysterical cop)

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