Re: Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

by Newto Fri Jun 09, 2017 3:40 pm

I was putting on my makeup and not paying attention to the speedometer.

by smartcat Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:10 pm

My kids are bored and asked me to make whoopee bumps and go as fast as I could.

by Newto Sun Jun 11, 2017 4:31 am

What speed limit sign?

by smartcat Sun Jun 11, 2017 3:07 pm

Can't think of a reason right now, officer just give me a few minutes.

by Newto Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:38 am

There are people driving a lot faster than I was. Why did you pick on me?

by smartcat Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:52 pm

Just give me the ticket officer I'm getting tired of finding excuses.

by Newto Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:01 am

I was busy studying my mah jongg card before the game.

by smartcat Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:20 pm

The blue light is on at K-mart.

by Newto Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:58 pm

^^ Oh my goodness!!

I left my chocolate on the deck and I'm afraid it's melted all over the furniture.

by smartcat Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:07 am

I have no gas so I'm rushing to the nearest gas station.

by Newto Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:11 am

My cat at home is having kittens and I need to get there asap.

by smartcat Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:17 pm

I have gum on the sole of my shoe and I can't pull it off the gas pedal.

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