Re: Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

by Newto Thu Jun 15, 2017 12:56 pm

I got the brake and the accelerator pedals mixed up.

by smartcat Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:36 pm

I'm running away from home as fast as I can.

by Newto Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:18 am

Meeting smartcat for lunch (I wish) and I'm running late.

by smartcat Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:48 pm

Meeting Newto for lunch (I wish) and she'll worry cause she knows I'm never late.

by Newto Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:48 am

Someone stole the speedometer out of my car; don't know how fast I was going.

by smartcat Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:17 am

Why officer was I speeding ????? My goodness look at your gorgeous big blue eyes officer honey..... I never did see, etc etc

by Newto Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:48 pm

My husband just ran off with the maid; I'm in a hurry to do him bodily harm.

by smartcat Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:51 pm

I was rushing home to clean up before my in laws arrive.

by Newto Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:36 pm

I'm running away from my in laws.

by smartcat Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:50 pm

I'm running a camp for people who are habitually late, and I'm late.

by Newto Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:54 am

Sorry, officer, I just love speed. Inherited it from my son.

by smartcat Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:34 pm

I need to get home before my kids found out where I hide the Halloween candy.

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