Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

I'm in labor and had no-one to drive me to the hospital.

I'm Newto's Doctor and I need to get there ASAP to deliver her quadruplets.

^^ LOL!!

I'm an OB nurse and I've been called to the hospital to help Newto's doctor.

I'm a newspaper reporter who just heard a woman "of a certain age" is delivering quads and I need to get there fast and get the scoop.

I'm Newto's sister and I need to be at the delivery.

I'm Mr. Newto and not one damn person told me about this event, so I have to get there and see for myself ASAP.

I'm the DNA expert and I need to be there to establish paternity of these children.

I'm from People Magazine and i need to get to pictures of these quads and get the first article out to the public.

I'm a talent agent and want to get to the hospital ASAP to sign these kids to contracts.

I'm a producer racing to interest Newto and her hubby in my idea for a new program named "Mr and Mrs Newto thrive with 5". A revolutionary new idea so I have to hurry.

I need to correct the producer at the hospital: there are only four (quads), not five (quints)

I need to get to the magazine to change the name of the new series from +5 to + 4 before printing begins so I'm in a terrific hurry officer. Don't want to lose my job!