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Post by Newto Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:36 am

Your radar gun is obviously not working properly.


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Post by smartcat Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:11 pm

I need to see my psychiatrist immediately.
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Post by Newto Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:33 pm

My dog is peeing in the back of my brand new car. Got to get home fast.


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Post by smartcat Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:54 pm

I think I left my wallet with my credit cards in the last store I was at, gotta go NOW
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Post by Newto Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:55 am

I'm just a little old lady on her way to church.


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Post by smartcat Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:56 pm

I took the wrong car from the valet by mistake and I've got to get back there quick before my car is gone.
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Post by Newto Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:04 pm

I have no control; this is a self-driving car.


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Post by smartcat Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:26 pm

I'm trying to get child's play at Kindergarten before it's too late to see him play Hamlet.
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Post by Newto Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:21 am

Picking someone up at the airport; flight came in early.


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Post by smartcat Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:51 pm

I just got tired of driving slow.
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Post by Newto Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:03 am

I have valuables in the trunk; on my way to the safety deposit box.


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Post by smartcat Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:45 pm

I have to go fast my speedometer is stuck on 110.
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