The Bachelorette 11 - Kaitlyn Bristowe - General Discussion - *Sleuthing - Spoilers*

That's so creative!!!

You're going to be famous with that Mrs! Someone will pick it up!

That rap song is awesome! Cheers to your talent!!

totally imagined it being rapped by K and it sounded awesome!!  thank you for the bachette eve cheer 

Mr&MrsSmith wrote:Just for fun, in honor of our Rapping Bachelorette, I want to wish you all a very happy Bachelorette Eve, and ask that you imagine our Kaitlyn is rapping just for the BBF gang:

Twas the night before the Bachelorette
and all through the threads
people second-guessing clues
and shakin' their heads

From the first night attraction
Shawn B could be the one
We've seen him in his bathing suit
We've seen his Sumo Bum

Ben seems like a sweetheart
In every single way
Shame we didn't get to see them
Interact on their first date

Dr. Chris came in a cupcake
The fans - well we are torn
Is this sweet man K's one true love?
Is he full of candy-corn?

Could Nick get the final rose
Or are his motives faulty
Does she like her man so sweet and nice
Or rather almond butter salty?

Who's gonna be the Bachelor?
Who's going to Paradise?
Who will she keep - is she wearing his ring?
One more night to surmise...

OH I like this! Mrs. you should send it to Kaitlyn, she would love it!

I am not musical. I am sober. Kaitlyn's Bachelorette Eve Rap has been stuck in my head and as with all things that get stuck in my head, it just got bigger. If you're up in the middle of the night on Bachelorette Eve, this is for you  :dancingdoggy!   :dancing peg:


KAITLYN’S BACHELORETTE EVE RAP

Twas the night before The Bachelorette
And all through the threads
People second-guessing clues
And shaking their heads

Did Joshua give her a metal rose
Did Brady greet them singing
Ben Z gonna be a gentle bear
But what was Evans thinking

Daniel comes out dancing
Josh puts on a stripper show
“McDill” means get real real drunk
And try to steal the show

From the first night attraction
Shawn B could be the one
We’ve seen him in his bathing suit
We’ve seen his Sumo bum

Ben H seems like a sweetheart
In every single way
Shame we didn’t get to see them
Interact on their first date

Dr. Chris came in a cupcake
The fans – well we are torn
Is this sweet man K’s one true love
Or is he full of candy corn

Could Nick get the final rose
Or are his motives faulty
Does she like her man so sweet
Or rather almond butter – salty

From LA to New York and San Antonio
Kaitlyn’s taking care of business
Weed out the guys, who gets to fly
Fall in love over a glass of Guiness

So is it Shawn so Gosling fine
Is Dr. Chris her Nugget
Is Joe gonna be her Moonshine
Is Nick her Peanut Butter

Is she cheering for the Blackhawks
Is she cheering for the Preds
Hope he can cross the Border
And not be detained by the Feds

Have a Happy Ending K
No matter clues or speculating
Whoever be the man – your man
We all can be on #TeamKaitlyn

^ Um, you are literally my favorite. Like that rap x10000!

Sweet!  

Lets keep the RS discussion limited to this thread only. It's much easier than
bee bopping in several different threads. If you want to discuss a particular contestant then feel free to discuss in that particular contestant thread. TY!

UGH, I almost feel like not watching.

From RS.....

Just know that Kaitlyn chose neither Shawn or Nick and she is a single woman. She’s also not still dating them. She rejected both and left the show as a single woman, choosing not to continue on with either of them.

Great! Love that spoiler!

Oh wow.....someone called it, not sure who...Emusha was that u that noted Kaitlyn didn't have the in love glow post show?

Wow. How disappointing. I'm glad she at least chose to follow her heart?

I'm already over this season and it hasn't even started