Re: Bachelorette 10 - Media Thread - *Spoilers & Sleuthing* - Discussion Thread #2

[notarose]

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/grantland-reality-tv-fantasy-league-raging-rapids-terrible-poetry-and-other-things-that-may-have-killed-us-this-week/

funny.

Love this part
"YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT ALL THESE DUDES JUST DECIDED TO WEAR THE SAME EXACT SHORTS IN DIFFERENT COLORS! You just can’t. This is definitely the GRTFL Questionable Moment of The Week"

[Cecilia]

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/grantland-reality-tv-fantasy-league-raging-rapids-terrible-poetry-and-other-things-that-may-have-killed-us-this-week/

funny.

Love this part
"YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT ALL THESE DUDES JUST DECIDED TO WEAR THE SAME EXACT SHORTS IN DIFFERENT COLORS! You just can’t. This is definitely the GRTFL Questionable Moment of The Week"

You should listen to the podcast. Love them.

[Guest]

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/grantland-reality-tv-fantasy-league-raging-rapids-terrible-poetry-and-other-things-that-may-have-killed-us-this-week/

funny.

Love this part
"YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT ALL THESE DUDES JUST DECIDED TO WEAR THE SAME EXACT SHORTS IN DIFFERENT COLORS! You just can’t. This is definitely the GRTFL Questionable Moment of The Week"

This line was good too....

One question about Josh I can’t tell from watching the show: Was Josh an athlete? They never mention it.

[nutty1]

I was physically laughing out loud reading this paragraph….

Here is the thing: Chris has seen this a couple of dozen times. He knows that Andi is falling in love with more than one person — shit, the show is designed so Andi falls in love with more than one person, and then the people she is in love with have competitive coitus in the fantasy suite. That is the fate of the Bachelorette. I believe that Andi is falling in love with more than one person, but the question is, who? Answer: Josh and Normcore Nick. I would be SHOCKED if this season doesn’t come down to a decision between Josh and Normcore Nick. I love that she sent three dudes home this week on a whim; next week she should send everyone home except for Josh and Normcore Nick, and then the final four episodes can be solely focused on what really matters: the competitive coitus.

[Kashathediva]

I was physically laughing out loud reading this paragraph….

Here is the thing: Chris has seen this a couple of dozen times. He knows that Andi is falling in love with more than one person — shit, the show is designed so Andi falls in love with more than one person, and then the people she is in love with have competitive coitus in the fantasy suite. That is the fate of the Bachelorette. I believe that Andi is falling in love with more than one person, but the question is, who? Answer: Josh and Normcore Nick. I would be SHOCKED if this season doesn’t come down to a decision between Josh and Normcore Nick. I love that she sent three dudes home this week on a whim; next week she should send everyone home except for Josh and Normcore Nick, and then the final four episodes can be solely focused on what really matters: the competitive coitus.

What a great idea for next season's TB group date: Competitive coitus! That surely beats a the polygraph dungeon date hands down! You could jazz it up and add miming!
 When you got all those great gals or guys from the Meat and Geek---why wait for the FS? MF could put a whole new spin on the 2 on 1 date. Date card: Let's explode together, 2 gals one rose, one stays and one bl*ws! 
Something tells me this is right up MF's alley.

[nutty1]

I was physically laughing out loud reading this paragraph….

Here is the thing: Chris has seen this a couple of dozen times. He knows that Andi is falling in love with more than one person — shit, the show is designed so Andi falls in love with more than one person, and then the people she is in love with have competitive coitus in the fantasy suite. That is the fate of the Bachelorette. I believe that Andi is falling in love with more than one person, but the question is, who? Answer: Josh and Normcore Nick. I would be SHOCKED if this season doesn’t come down to a decision between Josh and Normcore Nick. I love that she sent three dudes home this week on a whim; next week she should send everyone home except for Josh and Normcore Nick, and then the final four episodes can be solely focused on what really matters: the competitive coitus.

What a great idea for next season's TB group date: Competitive coitus! That surely beats a the polygraph dungeon date hands down! You could jazz it up and add miming!
 When you got all those great gals or guys from the Meat and Geek---why wait for the FS? MF could put a whole new spin on the 2 on 1 date. Date card: Let's explode together, 2 gals one rose, one stays and one bl*ws! 
Something tells me this is right up MF's alley.

     

[notarose]

I was physically laughing out loud reading this paragraph….

Here is the thing: Chris has seen this a couple of dozen times. He knows that Andi is falling in love with more than one person — shit, the show is designed so Andi falls in love with more than one person, and then the people she is in love with have competitive coitus in the fantasy suite. That is the fate of the Bachelorette. I believe that Andi is falling in love with more than one person, but the question is, who? Answer: Josh and Normcore Nick. I would be SHOCKED if this season doesn’t come down to a decision between Josh and Normcore Nick. I love that she sent three dudes home this week on a whim; next week she should send everyone home except for Josh and Normcore Nick, and then the final four episodes can be solely focused on what really matters: the competitive coitus.

What a great idea for next season's TB group date: Competitive coitus! That surely beats a the polygraph dungeon date hands down! You could jazz it up and add miming!
 When you got all those great gals or guys from the Meat and Geek---why wait for the FS? MF could put a whole new spin on the 2 on 1 date. Date card: Let's explode together, 2 gals one rose, one stays and one bl*ws! 
Something tells me this is right up MF's alley.

     

      

[whit90]

I was physically laughing out loud reading this paragraph….

Here is the thing: Chris has seen this a couple of dozen times. He knows that Andi is falling in love with more than one person — shit, the show is designed so Andi falls in love with more than one person, and then the people she is in love with have competitive coitus in the fantasy suite. That is the fate of the Bachelorette. I believe that Andi is falling in love with more than one person, but the question is, who? Answer: Josh and Normcore Nick. I would be SHOCKED if this season doesn’t come down to a decision between Josh and Normcore Nick. I love that she sent three dudes home this week on a whim; next week she should send everyone home except for Josh and Normcore Nick, and then the final four episodes can be solely focused on what really matters: the competitive coitus.

Andi did not send three guys home on a whim that has always been the order of how they go home.  Sorry ..:hidingchair

[nutty1]

I really believe his entire blog is written tongue in cheek!! These funny blogs are one of my favorite parts of the show.

[umngirl]

I really believe his entire blog is written tongue in cheek!! These funny blogs are one of my favorite parts of the show.

Yeah Jacoby doesn't write anything too serious. His weekly column is a must read for me. So funny! Same with his podcast with Juliet, For The Right Reasons.

[nd4reality]

JBF - Not only did JP do a video conference during that season airing but Ryan P also did one. Possibly another guy also.

Clare did an interview to cover up ocean gate on JaunPs season, Emily did one one Brads because of the outcry about the racing date, both Sean and Jef did an interview in the middle of Emily's season also.
Its not just future F1s that do interviews like this. IMO of course.

[Longhornfan]

In his interview with Reality Tv World, Chris was definitely choosing his words carefully, especially with "how is the nicest way to put this" when it came to his "after the show" bromance buddy Nick.  It sounds like there was much more drama behind the scenes, with most of it focused on Nick.

My best guess would be that when Nick is feeling attacked, his defense mechanism is sarcasm.  And even add in a little dose of "I don't give a sh*t" when pushed too far by the guys, and that could come across as him being arrogant.  So, apparently Nick did rub some of the guys the wrong way, but Chris had to make that interview relate to what had led up to the apparent tension between Nick and the guys.  Chris' comments were related in particular to only the things that had already happened, right up to that point in the filming. So, he basically had to throw Nick under the bus, to a certain extent, to relate the story that had unfolded.

I still like Nick though.  Maybe he should have just refused to answer direct questions, like "do you think that you are the frontrunner".  It seemed like he was damned if he did and damned if he didn't.  I don't think that he brought all of that on himself though. Despite what Chris said, I do believe that there was a lot of jealousy among the guys that Andi was not showing as much interest in. Those were the guys stirring up the most drama, not the ones who were really her frontrunners.

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