Re: Reality Steve -Bachelorette 9 - Thread #1

[Guest]

Yes.. but why?

[Peppermom]

I guess because yesterday was the 12th and tomorrow is the 14th.

[Guest]

I guess because yesterday was the 12th and tomorrow is the 14th.

Fair enough!  

[Piper61]

I guess because yesterday was the 12th and tomorrow is the 14th.

 And today is Thursday, so that means tomorrow is Friday! danceround

[nd4reality]

I would love to see RS as the lead on this series. The ratings would be through the roof for sure. (sorry I just had to post that)

[Kashathediva]

I would love to see RS as the lead on this series. The ratings would be through the roof for sure. (sorry I just had to post that)


RESPONSE: 
There would be many perks to that season. We would be able to return to a true sleuthing season as I doubt he would be schizoid enough to spoil his own season--but with him you never know. The PI's would be interesting--example from RS: "Fastforwarding 15 yrs and I can't help seeing ________ as just a lonely, bored fat hausfrau. I had to show her the door."  "She gave me more tongue than Maddy, but still didn't rank in my top 10 of kisses" 

[nd4reality]

I would love to see RS as the lead on this series. The ratings would be through the roof for sure. (sorry I just had to post that)


RESPONSE: 
There would be many perks to that season. We would be able to return to a true sleuthing season as I doubt he would be schizoid enough to spoil his own season--but with him you never know. The PI's would be interesting--example from RS: "Fastforwarding 15 yrs and I can't help seeing ________ as just a lonely, bored fat hausfrau. I had to show her the door."  "She gave me more tongue than Maddy, but still didn't rank in my top 10 of kisses" 

Too funny !!!! Bet you could go on forever.

[Peppermom]

I would love to see RS as the lead on this series. The ratings would be through the roof for sure. (sorry I just had to post that)


RESPONSE: 
There would be many perks to that season. We would be able to return to a true sleuthing season as I doubt he would be schizoid enough to spoil his own season--but with him you never know. The PI's would be interesting--example from RS: "Fastforwarding 15 yrs and I can't help seeing ________ as just a lonely, bored fat hausfrau. I had to show her the door."  "She gave me more tongue than Maddy, but still didn't rank in my top 10 of kisses" 

Too funny !!!! Bet you could go on forever.

My Response:  (quotes messed up?)

If Kasha went on, we would keep reading! 

[Kashathediva]

I actually think(and have posted!) that RS would be a GREAT candidate for TB. It would be a win-win season as he would either a) kickstart ratings and sleuthing once again b) put the final nail in the coffin for a fading series and could only blame his charismatic self. 

I see 25 bachelorettes and their doggie friends at the Meat and Geek pets dressed in formal attire or producer ploy gimmicks. Maybe one of the 25 ettes could be dressed as a canine and her pet as the femme fatale. I see gowns made of wish-bones or greenies! 
The FIR goes to the dog Maddy tries to do the dirty with! (sorry about ending that sentence in a preposition--not proposition!) I see meat jewelry dangling from earlobes, limbs and necks.  One ill tempered guest gets sent home early for crapping during 1:1 time!
To make it a diversified season, one 'ette brings a cat who is high on too much catnip and shreds the mansions new drapes!  Another 'ette comes wrapped in her boa constrictor, but is sent home because her snake is bigger than RS'. OH THE DRAMA!! Another 'ette tries to pass off her ferret as a posh poodle. RS gets a bit too close to said poodle/ferret during SQT poolside and protective poodle/ferret goes in for the kill. IT'S a series FIRST--the main has to be taken away by AMBULANCE! CH is left to handing out the roses while RS is being treated in ER and given rabies shots.
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As we can see at the Women and Their Pets Tell Nothing, RS and said poodle/ferret have made up. RS looks like he has lost quite a bit of weight during the most dramatic season ever!
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[Longhornfan]

Oh, Kasha, Kasha, thanks for the laughs.  You are hysterical!!  I laughed so hard that tears were actually running down my cheeks!!

You have outdone yourself on this one!!  You had me laughing SO hard when I read the part about the ill-tempered guest getting sent home for crapping during the 1-on-1 date.  Oh, the visual that THAT brought to mind!!

[Guest]

RS just revised the F4 and F3 order, guys!!
I bet to some degree he get informed from this board!...  

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Obviously, the biggest response I’ve gotten on Twitter and email since last night has been, “What’s the deal with that promo? It shows all five guys in a limo, and it looks like Drew leaves.” Lets remember people that EVERY season, they show promos that lead you to believe something that isn’t there. All they are doing is splicing together different pieces of footage to exaggerate a story that may or may not be there. With that said, here’s what I can tell you. After the first long promo of the season aired back in episode 1, I even tweeted that it showed me nothing I didn’t already know and that my work here was done. I was wrong. Over the course of the last month, I’ve been emailed numerous times by people saying the first promo of the season had Drew on a date with Desiree in Antigua, and how could that be the case if he left at hometowns. Obviously, I overlooked that part of the promo and wasn’t paying enough attention, and it was even further clarified last night that Drew was in Antigua when they show him talking to Des on the beach. So for the last month, yes I was made aware that Drew was in the final 3 but didn’t change the spoiler because I was trying to figure out why my Zak spoiler was wrong. The information I was told about Zak was so strong, I just didn’t see how he couldn’t have been in Antigua. Once I rewatched the original promo and saw Drew in Antigua, I was confused as to how this Zak info could’ve been so wrong. I’ve gone to a couple of sources and I’ve come up with nothing. Haven’t been able to get any clarity to it other than Zak did not make it to the overnights, and he was eliminated after the hometown dates, and Drew makes it to the final 3. It’s been updated in your “Bachelorette Desiree Spoilers” post. If sometime in the next month I get an answer to why I was told that, I’ll let you know. But since I haven’t gotten it the past month that I’ve been looking, then I’d be shocked if I get it going forward. It happens. That spoiler has been fixed.
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[Kashathediva]

Bringing RS new stuff over:

The Bachelorette Desiree Recap Including “Men Tell All” News & Brooks Forester Likes Em’ Old. Like Twice His Age.

So about 3 weeks ago (June 18th to be exact), I was sent an email by someone who told me that her and her family have gone down to Puerto Rico every New Year Eve for the last 11 years, and that back in late December of 2011 (so, 18 months ago), her mother had met a new “friend.” She proceeded to tell me that her mother had quite the time with her new “friend” that night and she had proof of it. Well, that “friend” was Brooks Forester, who was in Puerto Rico for New Year’s Eve that year with his best friend, Tyler Burton. You can see Tyler’s Twitter feed right here where he subtly, and not so subtly, likes talking about Brooks and posting Vine videos. So she passed the pictures along from that night taken at the El San Juan Hotel in Puerto Rico. The last picture is his buddy Tyler with her.
It was when I received these pictures was when I tweeted the infamous “Oh Brooks, Brooks, Brooks…” line. Why? Ummmm, wouldn’t you after looking at that? Holy crap. That’s f***ing hilarious. How easy did Brooks make the rest of this season for me? I can never look at the guy the same after seeing those. Geez, show a little discretion Brooks. By the way, this woman whose face Brooks is sucking off was 51 years old at the time. Now as mentioned above to clear up any confusion, and for media outlets to run with the pictures without reading what I wrote, this did NOT happen since he’s been engaged to Des. This happened on New Year’s Eve of 2011 (heading in to 2012), so 18 months ago. But still, ummmm, is there a reason he’s tonguing down someone who could technically be his mother? I mean, I’ve never made out with a 51 year old, nor do I plan to. Well, I’m sure I will later in life. Like, when I’m 70. My friends haven’t made out with women almost twice their age either, as I’m guessing most self-respecting men haven’t. Oh yeah, and to make this story worse, at the time these pictures were taken, Brooks was dating this girl from Utah named Jennifer Hawkins.
These pictures with Jennifer were taken on their trip together to Costa Rica in April of 2012. I was told by friends of Jennifer’s that Brooks would no doubt deny (if he ever even acknowledges it- highly doubtful) that he and Jennifer weren’t exclusive at the time he went to Puerto Rico, but it’d be a lie. Jennifer absolutely thought they were exclusive and even though we are 18 months removed from New Year’s Eve in Puerto Rico and they have since broken up, I’m guessing she probably wouldn’t be too thrilled knowing that’s what Brooks was doing on his vacation with a woman almost twice his age while he and Jennifer were together. Not that I need to be Captain Obvious here Brooks, but Jennifer blows this woman away. I’d say Jennifer blows Des away too, but that’s just my opinion. Nice job buddy.

Now, I fully expect the Brooks crazies to dismiss this as a guy having fun, it’s New Year’s Eve, he was drunk, she was all over him, blah blah blah. No different than Jef and Arie lunatics that think neither of those guys can do anything wrong. I’d save your breath. If he was making out with a hot 25 year old, I wouldn’t bother posting the pictures because there’d be nothing interesting about that. Of course he’s made out with women before. At least I hope he had. But making out with women almost twice your age when you have a girlfriend back home is not normal behavior, I don’t care who you are. Please. You can spin it all you want and make excuses til the sun goes down, but there are facts that cannot be disputed:

-Brooks and his friend Tyler were in Puerto Rico for New Years Eve together
-Brooks made out with this 51 year old woman for God knows what reason
-Brooks was dating Jennifer at the time he took this trip

So I’ll let you decide what’s worse, that this guy decided to tongue down someone older than 50, or that he did it all while have a girlfriend back home. I mean, if we’re gonna give James sh** for admitting to cheating on his girlfriend years ago, shouldn’t Brooks be chided for doing this just 18 months ago? I guess if Brooks didn’t want these pictures getting out, he shouldn’t have done it in the first place. Sure, I’m guessing Brooks never thought at that time in a million years that he’d end up being a public figure 18 months down the road and these pictures would surface of him, but unfortunately, they did. Thought I’d share them, because frankly, they are flat out hilarious. When this girl told me she had pictures of that night, I thought for sure I’d just be getting some drunk pictures of them in a group or whatever. Certainly wasn’t expecting THAT. Go get you some, B!

Oh Brooks, Brooks, Brooks…



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I added just a couple of Jennifer Hawkins

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