Michael Nance - Bachelorette 8 - Discussion

Ladybug82 wrote:

No Michael...what maybe 3 glimpses! Didn't even see him in the bloopers! Darn you ABC!

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
I can't wait to watch people tear others down just to be on TV for 5 minutes!

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
I want to be the bachelor?

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
ok i must admit I haven't watched ‪#mta‬ but reading all these tweets is pretty funny

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
So I wrote a song for the ‪#mta‬ but they didn't show it

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
or the song I wrote for Emily...

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
...or anything else. yahhh

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Remind me tomorrow and I'll try and record the song I wrote for ‪#mta‬ - Emily loved it and asked me to come sing her after the show

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
I feel like I've said some semi-bratty things about ABC. I really am grateful to have been part of the show and gone on that adventure

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
what do the Kardashians do? the pit and the peak thing????

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
The pit of the show was getting kicked off before Kalon and the peak was making some really amazing friends.

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
People ask why I didn't say much on ‪#MTA‬ - it might be old fashion but it's called integrity. It wasn't worth throwing people under the bus

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Let's just say I have lots of secrets that will never be revealed

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Fun fact: I might enjoy snuggling more than I do sex............ Ok, probably not but close!

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Yes Mia is a good snuggler

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
People should talk about sex more on twitter. Would make for interesting convo?!?

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
I mean, don't get too personal though. This is twitter after all

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
There was the really beautiful Asian woman in a purple dress at ‪#mta‬. I honestly can't remember a lot that was said by I kept staring at her

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
If you are out there beautiful Asain lady, tweet a brother

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Ok back the beautiful Asain. I'm seriously in love. She was my version of @chrissyteigen we even locked eyes for a moment as she walked out

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Long black hair is seeeexy

Lindsay Demuth ‏@LindsayDemuth_
FINALLY. they actually showed @MNanceMusic on men tell all! ‪#MenTellAll‬ ‪#bachelorette‬

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
@LindsayDemuth_ did they? I didn't watch. My mom did though and has a crush on @chrisbharrison

Michelle Money ‏@MoneyMichelle
@MNanceMusic hi baby boy! you looked super handsome on tv tonight! How is your hair doing???

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
@MoneyMichelle ahoy! Thank you so much. My hair is doing great. I'm doing the whole Einstein thing with it... neglect!

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
@MoneyMichelle they are actually bringing me back for the final episode.. shhhhh

7. Michael Played a “Call Me Maybe” Song
Michael, who didn’t really get a word in during the special, played a song for Emily on his guitar at the end of the taping. It was a Bachelorette-themed “Call Me Maybe” rendition that didn’t make it onto the show, probably because it was not good. At all.

1. Michael performed a horrid song for the audience.
I know: Michael who? C'mon, you guys, he's that dude with the long hair who uttered two words all season long. Apparently, he fancies himself a modern-day Bob Dylan, and decided to perform a diddy he had penned himself set to the tune of -- wait for it -- Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe." However, his voice was completely average, and his lyrics were significantly below average. A sample: “My name’s Dougie / I got big muscles / And when I kiss you / I’m awkward-humble.” Wonder why that gem didn't make the cut.

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Hey I'm doing a show tomorrow night at 9 that you can watch here:
http://www.stageit.com/michael_nance/the_music_of_michael_nance_presented_by_capital_media/11707

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Hey yallllllll - I wrote this song for ‪#mta‬. Hope you like it! ‪#MichaelNanceMusic‬ youtube.com/watch?v=iVw51_ …

I wrote and performed this song for ABC's 'Men Tell All'. It got cut for copyright reasons. Apparently it wasn't worth the 50K it would have cost to air?!? Enjoy

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Hey @ariejr and @jefholm - I know yall weren't there but I gave you a shout out anyways in my song I played at ‪#mta‬: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVw51_ …

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
I wish I could write parody songs for a living. ‪#imanatural‬???

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Someone needs to work on their hide n seek skills...

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Probably not the safest way to drive #shewuvsme

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
That look means "daddy quit working on music and go to bed"

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
At the dentist. Not my ideal Monday afternoon.

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Pee-ka-boo!

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
Here is my recent performance of 'The Heezy' for Balcony TV: http://balconytv.com/v/michael-nance

@christinabrand_ @ariejr #teamarie you are the sexiest man, aside from @mnancemusic. Nobody is sexier than him

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
@tyramacfarlane_ @christinabrand_ @ariejr this is true @ariejr - Tyra knows all

Michael Nance ‏@MNanceMusic
My mom got the Meredith Pittman to make this for my birthday. A picture does not give this thing justice. T