John Wolfner - Bachelorette 8 - Discussion

Awe, you all are so cute. I can tell you all there are some hot Catholic girls chasing down John as we speak. I agree, I like dark hair and eyes better, so I thought he was hot too.

Ladybug82 wrote:When I saw that bed pic was in Prague, the sharing a bed/spooning sessions immediately came to mind! :bad girl: Forget not looking at it Kiks, I'd never be able to look away!

Veggie, glad she came around since Ryan Jr. will arrive soon! She just needs to get to know him and see he has a good heart. She'll just have to learn to overlook his lockerroom antics and not listen to him speak!

Not sure if you ladies saw my conversation with umn in the Seanie thread yet, but we've decided she's getting her butt to Dallas asap to start dating him and to stop Seanie from being the bach! She agreed to take daily pics of him (hopefully all shirtless) for us and at least bi-weekly pics of Uncle Seanie and the kids! Oh, the most important is she said she knew Sean wouldn't mind playing match make for his friends. And he did such a great job for his sis... I'd mentioned maybe getting him to introduce me to Michael, John or Ryan and put in a few good words. So....given that Veggie is having little Ryan Jr. soon, and Kiks your school girl crush on John, looks like I have to step back and try to contain my crushes on those two guys. Does that mean I get Michael all to myself? :shocked!: :Flirty: Unless...Kiks, think Veggie and umn might go for the compound idea?

ladies! And adore the guys from this season!

Okay, you have dibs on MusicMichael and Mia then ladyb
Looks like me and Veggie's mom will go West Virginia over John though

Or :Nod: there is that compound idea :campfire: :whistle:

Now, I'm taking a moment to praise the lord for John's lips .... .... there, Amen!

One thing is certain, no 'doctor dude' ( ) would ever get between me and Wolfie
I might have some trouble keeping Seanie away from him though ... on the other hand I might welcome that

KikiLove wrote: Okay, you have dibs on MusicMichael and Mia then ladyb
Looks like me and Veggie's mom will go West Virginia over John though

Or :Nod: there is that compound idea :campfire: :whistle:

Now, I'm taking a moment to praise the lord for John's lips .... .... there, Amen!

One thing is certain, no 'doctor dude' ( ) would ever get between me and Wolfie
I might have some trouble keeping Seanie away from him though ... on the other hand I might welcome that

:Woah-hoo: danceround :crazy dance: Michael and Mia all to myself! :Flirty:
Think I can make him like blondes? He mentioned Em wasn't his type and that he liked dark/brunette hair. Am I setting myself up for :broken heart: ? Or am I going to have to consider dying my hair dark for him? :Frown:

Good luck on winning John!

And there better not be a "doctor dude" or anyone else that comes between you two, or I'm stepping in! I think I'd be ok with having Seanie around alot. Plus, you'd have umngirl to hangout with and help you keep seanjohn reigned in!

We'll have to wait on Veggie's response to see if the compound would be worth suggesting to umn for her and Seanie! I've always been in monogamous relationships and never understood the need to cheat or have multiple significant others, but the guys this season :shocked!: make me start to reconsider that opinion!

I really want to see what's going on in the other threads but I can't seem to get out of here. Oh well. I'm probably not missing much.

Anybody else wondering what John's wearing in the bed pic? :bad girl:

:pinkaw: He's such a sweetie!

John Wolfner ‏@jwolfner
“@Lmjungen: @jwolfner do you still carry your grandparents cards in your wallet? It's so sweet.” I sure do, for 13 years

John Wolfner ‏@jwolfner
I will not be watching Bach pad or live tweeting on Monday Night bc I will be watching grass grow.

ETA:

John Wolfner ‏@jwolfner
“@macXoXoBieber: @jwolfner will you be my twitter boyfriend?” that sounds serious, let's go on TV show first and see how it goes...

bug and KK, tell me more about this compound. Am I supposed to share Ryan?

I wonder if John will make a guest appearance at the M&G if Sean really is the next Bachelor? It would be fun to see him help question the ladies, right? And then of course he would snark about the crazies and the episode could end with some quality spooning time for SeanJohn. The end!

veg_out wrote:bug and KK, tell me more about this compound. Am I supposed to share Ryan?

Back while we were sleuthing and the season first started...I formed my list of favs: Arie, Charlie, Doug, Jef, John, Michael, Ryan, Sean and Travis. Try as I might, there were too many good guys to have just one fav. Ry is still top of the list, but he's not the only one on it. Kiks and I have seemed to like and love on the same guys this season. So in a pm to her earlier in the season, I kidded that because I couldn't narrow down my list, I wondered if they'd all be willing to move in some place together. Not only would it be a blast to hang out with them all (all the great bromances), but to have all those handsome, sweet guys together in one place... :Drool: ! Since we liked the same guys, we kidded that we'd both move in and let the guys split there time between us!

But I realized that since you won Ry's heart and have the "trophy wife" title, we'd have to invite you if Ryan was going to be allowed to come. Wasn't sure if you'd be willing to share him. You'd always be #1 in his heart...we'd be back ups, I know that. Never quite equal up to you in his heart!

But if you don't like the compound idea...that's ok. Kiks said I had dibs on MusicMichael and Mia! Now if only I can get the boy over his love for dark hair and his Asian obsession. Cause, I'm way too all American to fit what he's been talking/tweeting about lately! And I am a dating one guy at a time type girl...so the compound might be a little overwhelming!

PennaFlaGirl wrote:I wonder if John will make a guest appearance at the M&G if Sean really is the next Bachelor? It would be fun to see him help question the ladies, right? And then of course he would snark about the crazies and the episode could end with some quality spooning time for SeanJohn. The end!

:shocked!: Wouldn't that be great if John got to come help him weed through them! #teamseanjohn always! While I'd love Seanie to be bach for selfish reasons ( :Drool: , etc.), I'm a little afraid for him to actually do it. Same with Arie. Not sure I can watch either of them get strung along by TPTB, drug through the mud by the media and possible get their hearts stomped on again. I want them both to find love and be happy...but I want to like whoever ends up being the bach after the season ends. I don't want them all tarnished and yucky after the season... Not sure how I'll make it through a whole season of either without wanting to duck for cover, :hidingchair , and not watch alot of it.

Ladybug82 wrote:

veg_out wrote:bug and KK, tell me more about this compound. Am I supposed to share Ryan?

Back while we were sleuthing and the season first started...I formed my list of favs: Arie, Charlie, Doug, Jef, John, Michael, Ryan, Sean and Travis. Try as I might, there were too many good guys to have just one fav. Ry is still top of the list, but he's not the only one on it. Kiks and I have seemed to like and love on the same guys this season. So in a pm to her earlier in the season, I kidded that because I couldn't narrow down my list, I wondered if they'd all be willing to move in some place together. Not only would it be a blast to hang out with them all (all the great bromances), but to have all those handsome, sweet guys together in one place... :Drool: ! Since we liked the same guys, we kidded that we'd both move in and let the guys split there time between us!

But I realized that since you won Ry's heart and have the "trophy wife" title, we'd have to invite you if Ryan was going to be allowed to come. Wasn't sure if you'd be willing to share him. You'd always be #1 in his heart...we'd be back ups, I know that. Never quite equal up to you in his heart!

But if you don't like the compound idea...that's ok. Kiks said I had dibs on MusicMichael and Mia! Now if only I can get the boy over his love for dark hair and his Asian obsession. Cause, I'm way too all American to fit what he's been talking/tweeting about lately! And I am a dating one guy at a time type girl...so the compound might be a little overwhelming!

You can share Ryan ONLY if he is your bartender or the house DJ (I need a good dance party every now and then, girls). He is known to press clothes perfectly, so that's fine too. Pool boy would work. Feel free to order him to bake cookies wearing an apron or for him to benchpress you. Those extracurriculars are encouraged, just no one really flirt with, touch, or encourage him in any way, PLEASE! His ego is the size of the David!

veg_out wrote:

Ladybug82 wrote:

veg_out wrote:bug and KK, tell me more about this compound. Am I supposed to share Ryan?

Back while we were sleuthing and the season first started...I formed my list of favs: Arie, Charlie, Doug, Jef, John, Michael, Ryan, Sean and Travis. Try as I might, there were too many good guys to have just one fav. Ry is still top of the list, but he's not the only one on it. Kiks and I have seemed to like and love on the same guys this season. So in a pm to her earlier in the season, I kidded that because I couldn't narrow down my list, I wondered if they'd all be willing to move in some place together. Not only would it be a blast to hang out with them all (all the great bromances), but to have all those handsome, sweet guys together in one place... :Drool: ! Since we liked the same guys, we kidded that we'd both move in and let the guys split there time between us!

But I realized that since you won Ry's heart and have the "trophy wife" title, we'd have to invite you if Ryan was going to be allowed to come. Wasn't sure if you'd be willing to share him. You'd always be #1 in his heart...we'd be back ups, I know that. Never quite equal up to you in his heart!

But if you don't like the compound idea...that's ok. Kiks said I had dibs on MusicMichael and Mia! Now if only I can get the boy over his love for dark hair and his Asian obsession. Cause, I'm way too all American to fit what he's been talking/tweeting about lately! And I am a dating one guy at a time type girl...so the compound might be a little overwhelming!

You can share Ryan ONLY if he is your bartender or the house DJ (I need a good dance party every now and then, girls). He is known to press clothes perfectly, so that's fine too. Pool boy would work. Feel free to order him to bake cookies wearing an apron or for him to benchpress you. Those extracurriculars are encouraged, just no one really flirt with, touch, or encourage him in any way, PLEASE! His ego is the size of the David!

(bolded; And only the apron, right? :shy: )

I love this! and we could just rotate who's on 'pool boy duty', while us ladies relax by the compound pool And at night MusicMichael can play songs for us :Jeremiah : :campfire: or RomeoRy can read Nicholas Sparks or his love letters out loud (except on monday nights, because we will all be watching the bachelor/ette/pad ) and in the mornings Michael could help us get our yoga on, while Travis cooks us eggs and makes breakfast! And Ryan can have his bootcamps with just the guys , to ensure that we will still love on them :cutesmile!: And Wolfie can shred all our paper And if anyone of us ever wanted to leave (can't imagine why, but..), then Seanie would just run after that person (like he does best ) and convince them otherwise (this convincing will include a wall) :cutesmile!: Man this is one helluva idea! :dancing peg: :Clap:

We need to start jotting down more thoughts on this, there could still be some kinks here , I got my thinking hat on.. (oh, when we go on vacations, Kalon will come with us, but no speaking, only to carry our baggage (shirtless) )

KikiLove wrote:
I love this! and we could just rotate who's on 'pool boy duty', while us ladies relax by the compound pool And at night Music [Michael can play songs for us :Jeremiah : :campfire: or RomeoRy can read Nicholas Sparks or his love letters out loud (except on monday nights, because we will all be watching the bachelor/ette/pad ) and in the mornings Michael could help us get our yoga on, whileTravis cooks us eggs and makes breakfast! And Ryan can have his bootcamps with just the guys , to ensure that we will still love on them :cutesmile!: And Wolfie can shred all our paper And if anyone of us ever wanted to leave (can't imagine why, but..), then Seanie would just run after that person (like he does best ) and convince them otherwise (this convincing will include a wall) :cutesmile!: Man this is one helluva idea! :dancing peg: :Clap:

We need to start jotting down more thoughts on this, there could still be some kinks here , I got my thinking hat on.. (oh, when we go on vacations, Kalon will come with us, but no speaking, only to carry our baggage (shirtless) )

Ladies I think this is a great idea for a new show! Maybe call it "Fantasy Bachelors"?? All the favorite guys would live at the Bachelor Mansion along with a few very lucky superfans. I love all of Kiki's above ideas, plus Arie could be the chauffeur (as in Driving Miss CrayCrayFan), Charlie Bear would give out big hugs, and we could take turns spooning with SeanJohn. Where do we sign up?

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Ok I'll stop now. This was just gratuitous fangirling and re-posting shirtless pics . Here's a non-shirtless pic, to redeem myself...