Bachelor In Paradise - Season 4 - Epi 1 - 2 - Aug 14-15 - *Sleuthing Spoilers*

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Amanda is back and this time she's not sweating the pizza.
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My thoughts:

All the ladies seem thirsty for Dean (Problems ahead)
I feel bad for Kristina (knowing where this leads)
Jasmine the only exciting person there.
Followed a close second by Alexis
Feel bad for Nick, but he needs to be a tad more assertive
Feel bad that Lacy lost her grandfather, but seemed to shed more tears over wanting a boyfriend than, ya know, her grandfather passing away.
Corrine over the top and not in an exciting or interesting way
DeMario still being, DeMario
Iggy still annoying and not very self aware
Add Taylor to the lacking self awareness pile
Dean can't stop smiling for no reason, even when Kristina is telling her heartbreak orphan story again.

Overall this was kind of boring. Personalities are a bit Dull. Even with the controversy I doubt tomorrow's episode will be much better. I'm holding out hope.

When does Dlo get there?

Bachelor in Paradise‏@BachParadise  
Robby and Raven discuss life and denim speedos.
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Oh its nice to reiterate how lousy Jo'jos' men were. 

There is absolutely zero appeal for Robby.  IMO he's an idiot.

Sprite wrote:

AllAboutLove wrote:Robby literally looks like a live-size Ken doll

He looks more plastic than the actual Ken doll.

I agree, Sprite. I don't find him appealing at all. In fact, it's more of the opposite

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Fun in the sun with Raven and Robby!
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My eyes glaze over when Robby talks and his hair is distracting. He's just so shallow with the hair and clothes. I can see why he & Amanda hit it off.

I like Taylor and Derek the most so far.

Dean and Kristina are cute together but I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. Ditto with Raven and Ben Z.

I'm just so happy that Corinne is short lived on the show. She's beyond annoying.

I never understood when people were all Robby is so hot on JoJo's season. He looks exactly like he does now and even the squad is making fun of him. Hope he has a sense of humour about this. My favourite part of the episode when Raven was making fun of him and his hair.

I do like Taylor and Derek.

Do we have a list of who ended up with who? I went to check, but RS doesn't have BIP 4 spoilers up in his spoiler section and I don't want to go scrolling through everything.

I know Amanda/Robby, Dean/Kristina/DLo, but who else ended up with someone? I thought I remembered Jack Stone is seeing someone and that Jasmine was also seeing someone...Matt?

:dancing peg: Thank goodness, our Corinne time was brief. She was annoying enough with what I saw and I am forever grateful her time in paradise was cut short. Sucked to be you DeMario. Thanks for taking one for the team.

On Reddit they call him Rubby, because he looks so rubbery like Ken, from my understanding.  He and Elan both have referenced it in IG pics/comments.  So I think he can laugh at himself pretty well.  Not saying it doesn't sting or bother him.  I'm sure it does, would most, but I don't think he'll let the world see it does.  

And I'm still salty I have to see real life Ken and Barbie.  I wanted to watch RoSe.  Would've been much more entertaining IMO.  

JMO

Lacey Mark‏@laceymmark  
Thank you all so much for your messages of love and condolences. Y'all have made my grandpa proud

Awe. So sweet of her. I liked her and Iggy, but it was the right thing to leave. If they are interested in one another no doubt they will have plenty of opportunities to meet up in the future.

Evan Bass‏@ebassclinics
I'm getting married on tv tomorrow hahahahah - #BACHELORINFREAKINGPARADISE