Reasons To Try To Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

Be creative! Post reasons you don't want that great looking officer in uniform to give you a ticket!

I told an officer when I was pulled over for driving down a one way street the wrong way that I had diarrhea. I was maybe 24 or so.
 I squeezed out a couple tears and maybe some gas and he let me go rather quickly. 

Your mean husband is home waiting for his dinner and if you don't put it on the table at the exact time he wants it you will be in big trouble. (Of course for my household that is nothing but a big fat lie. LOL)

Kasha -- this thread should be a riot for you!! HUGS.

It's my birthday (true story)

I have only been pulled over 3 or 4 times in my whole life. 
I've only had one ticket and that was a few years ago. I actually did think the speed limit was 35 and it had been and had been recently changed to 25. The cop was a real jerk too.

I am on my way to the hospital to give birth.

I am 8 and 1\2 months pregnant and need to pee stat!

I hope you were pregnant at the time otherwise it might have been weird.

I'm on my way to have a pedicure

I left my kids home alone in the house because I needed "whatever" and have to get home ASAP.

This is a new car for me and I'm just now learning how fast it accelerates.


My SIL got pulled over and she said this is my first time, can't you give me a break? The cop told her , there's no such thing as liniency for a first time offender .

@ForeverLove

Me: I was just trying to pass that big rig. I followed him forever and finally I was able to pass him.

Officer: This would be a $280 ticket

Me: Oh no, that would cut into my shopping money!!

(true story in Florida)