One Liner Quotes

Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.

~ Og Mandino
(Didn't know who he was; looked him up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Og_Mandino)

I want patience.........AND I WANT IT NOW.

Joke Buddha

Be careful the environment you choose for it will shape you; be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them.

~ W. Clement Stone

Will power is the ability to resist temptation until you're sure no one is looking.

^^ How true.

Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.

~ Aldous Huxley

^^I like that!

Poverty
It was so cold at night four of us slept in one bed. If it got colder my Mother threw on another brother.

Bob Hope.

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

~ Chinese Proverb

(I looked this up: see http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question91388.html for further info if you're interested)

ETA: I'll be back later.....

Did you hear about the newlyweds that sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?

BADABA BADABING

I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear.

~ Rosa Parks

Love at the lips was touch as sweet as I could bear and once that seemed too much I lived on air.

Robert Frost

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

~ Benjamin Franklin

Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because it is of great benefit to the one who forgives.