Re: One Liner Quotes

by Newto Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:17 pm

^^ LOL.

by smartcat Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:00 pm

A friend is better than chocolate ice cream, maybe a friend is someone you give up your last cookie for!

Cookie Monster on Sesame street.

by Peppermom Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:48 pm

Certain things catch your eye, but only pursue those that capture the heart.

by Newto Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:00 pm

by smartcat Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:03 pm

^^^ Yuk-yuk

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

Woody Allen

by Newto Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:39 pm

by smartcat Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:15 pm

I find TV very educational, every time someone in the house turns one on I go into the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx

by Peppermom Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:42 pm

Tough times don't last, tough people do.

by smartcat Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:08 am

Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

by Newto Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:29 pm

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

by Peppermom Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:25 pm

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.

by smartcat Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:24 pm

Best one liner ever

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you,

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