One Liner Quotes

^^ LOL!!

When I buy something I should not eat, I consume some of it and then throw out the rest.

newto

I have an 8 PM dinner reservation tonight, that's like midnight to senior Florida dwellers.

^^ LOL I know what you mean!!

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

~ Truman Capote

Women and cats will do what ever they please, Men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea.

Robert Heinlein

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.

~ Soren Kierkegaard

The two most common elements in the Universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity.

^^ Oh yeah!!

The key is in not spending time, but in investing it.

~ Stephen R. Covey

I'm no cook, when I want lemon on my chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

Joan Rivers

^^ Ewww.

The cruelest lies are often told in silence. ~ Adlai Stevenson

^^^ TRUE

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man the first kiss is the beginning of the end.

Helen Rowland

There is no passion to be found playing small--in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living.

~ Nelson Mandela

April is the cruelest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead earth, mixing memory with desire.

T S Elliot