Bachelor In Paradise - Season 2 - Episode Discussions - *Sleuthing - Spoilers*

Jade and Tanner were so cute.

Warning....I am going to be snarky, because last night's show deserved it!

The good parts first though....
Jared
Jared
Jared

LOL, looks like he was the guy to get. I love my Jared.
And Jade is a sweet as ever


The wedding. I hope that was a fake second time, because it wasn't much at all. But the vows were nice. Marcus looks so much older than he really is, IMO. I thought Lacey looked gorgeous from the neck up. I did not think that gown was flattering on her, nor did I even like it.
Are those fake boobs or real? Those are the kind of boobs I authorze breast reductions on all the time. They cannot be comfortable lugging around.


All the girls there, and Jared has to end up with Ashley I??? Really??  

Her sister is a skank....enough said.

What the heck happened to Ashley S? They take her in an ambulance and the next morning people are eating breakfast and we don't even know what happened to her?

I don't think Carly is looking so good. Those eyelashes, eyebrows. Her hair. She should have stayed off Paradise and went to her brother's wedding!!

Kirk (is that his name??). His chest/man boobs looked so strange and disproportionate to me.

Was Jonathan always such a sleaze ball??

Tanner and Jade are cute together, but I think she would have been adorable with Jared. Wonder if they are still together?

Mikey......    What else could I say?

That's all I remember. That's more than enough!

nutty1 wrote:What the heck happened to Ashley S? They take her in an ambulance and the next morning people are eating breakfast and we don't even know what happened to her?

When you are a contestant on Bachelor In Paradise, you just get used to the drama. I still question what drama is real and what is stoyboarded with index cards on a bulletin board pre-show.

Pass the salt, please.

JBF wrote:

nutty1 wrote:What the heck happened to Ashley S? They take her in an ambulance and the next morning people are eating breakfast and we don't even know what happened to her?

When you are a contestant on Bachelor In Paradise, you just get used to the drama. I still question what drama is real and what is stoyboarded with index cards on a bulletin board pre-show.

Pass the salt, please.

I was so worried that Dan jumped in the ambulance with her without a shirt or shoes....do you think he will get service?

JBF wrote:

nutty1 wrote:What the heck happened to Ashley S? They take her in an ambulance and the next morning people are eating breakfast and we don't even know what happened to her?

When you are a contestant on Bachelor In Paradise, you just get used to the drama. I still question what drama is real and what is stoyboarded with index cards on a bulletin board pre-show.

Pass the salt, please.

I heard that there were a lot of problems with dehydration due to the heat. Maybe that's what happened with Ashley S.

happygolucky wrote:I watched the introductions and entries ... and those were fun ... skipped the AshleyI/Carly/guys scenes (no particular reason, so I have no opinion about) and watched only the part with Jade & Tanner ... sweet ... I liked how Tanner asked Jade about the Playboy - straightforward... of course most of the conversation wasn't shown, but it's assumed they actually did talk a lot before finding their "connection".
The best line from the 1st episode by Tanner: "you probably remember me from Kaitlyn's season of the Bachelorette, she might not."  

Did I not hear Tanner saying he will be posing for Playgirl while they were having that convo?

Ladybug82 wrote:

lexforlife wrote:Is it worth watching?

If you watch, let me/us know what you think.  I haven't watched yet either.  

I like hearing a couple is sweet together.  That already gives me hope it'll be better than Kaitlyn's mess of a season was.

I think it's subjective. I was bored out of my wits. Were there some entertaining seconds. Yes.

nutty1 wrote:Warning....I am going to be snarky, because last night's show deserved it!

The good parts first though....
Jared
Jared
Jared

LOL, looks like he was the guy to get. I love my Jared.
And Jade is a sweet as ever


The wedding. I hope that was a fake second time, because it wasn't much at all. But the vows were nice. Marcus looks so much older than he really is, IMO. I thought Lacey looked gorgeous from the neck up. I did not think that gown was flattering on her, nor did I even like it.
Are those fake boobs or real? Those are the kind of boobs I authorze breast reductions on all the time. They cannot be comfortable lugging around.


All the girls there, and Jared has to end up with Ashley I??? Really??  

Her sister is a skank....enough said.

What the heck happened to Ashley S? They take her in an ambulance and the next morning people are eating breakfast and we don't even know what happened to her?

I don't think Carly is looking so good. Those eyelashes, eyebrows. Her hair. She should have stayed off Paradise and went to her brother's wedding!!

Kirk (is that his name??). His chest/man boobs looked so strange and disproportionate to me.

Was Jonathan always such a sleaze ball??

Tanner and Jade are cute together, but I think she would have been adorable with Jared. Wonder if they are still together?

Mikey......    What else could I say?

That's all I remember. That's more than enough!

Good summation, Nutty. I agree.
Ashley S couldn't take any more of the fake bullchit and simply had a grand exit. Glad someone went with her as I would imagine a Mexican hospital would be scarier than a 1:1 date with Ashley I.
Jonathan needs to do some porno and get it out of his system.

Sprite wrote:

happygolucky wrote:I watched the introductions and entries ... and those were fun ... skipped the AshleyI/Carly/guys scenes (no particular reason, so I have no opinion about) and watched only the part with Jade & Tanner ... sweet ... I liked how Tanner asked Jade about the Playboy - straightforward... of course most of the conversation wasn't shown, but it's assumed they actually did talk a lot before finding their "connection".
The best line from the 1st episode by Tanner: "you probably remember me from Kaitlyn's season of the Bachelorette, she might not."  

Did I not hear Tanner saying he will be posing for Playgirl while they were having that convo?

I think he was trying to be funny to Jade in saying that he didn't care. Tanner has a very self deprecating humour that I really appreciate. He was my favourite person on Kaitlyn's season and is so far my favourite on BIP as well.

Kashathediva wrote:

Ladybug82 wrote:

lexforlife wrote:Is it worth watching?

If you watch, let me/us know what you think.  I haven't watched yet either.  

I like hearing a couple is sweet together.  That already gives me hope it'll be better than Kaitlyn's mess of a season was.

I think it's subjective. I was bored out of my wits. Were there some entertaining seconds. Yes.

 

So, if/when I watch I need to have my finger on the FF button, ready to skip over boring sections?    Sounds like the highlights are the sections with Tanner and Jade, the rest...probably not as/so enjoyable.

sbolduc wrote:

Sprite wrote:

happygolucky wrote:I watched the introductions and entries ... and those were fun ... skipped the AshleyI/Carly/guys scenes (no particular reason, so I have no opinion about) and watched only the part with Jade & Tanner ... sweet ... I liked how Tanner asked Jade about the Playboy - straightforward... of course most of the conversation wasn't shown, but it's assumed they actually did talk a lot before finding their "connection".
The best line from the 1st episode by Tanner: "you probably remember me from Kaitlyn's season of the Bachelorette, she might not."  

Did I not hear Tanner saying he will be posing for Playgirl while they were having that convo?

I think he was trying to be funny to Jade in saying that he didn't care. Tanner has a very self deprecating humour that I really appreciate. He was my favourite person on Kaitlyn's season and is so far my favourite on BIP as well.

Tanner doesn't seem to have many fond memories of Kaitlyn or at least it seems that way with his comments.

Ladybug82 wrote:

Kashathediva wrote:

Ladybug82 wrote:

If you watch, let me/us know what you think.  I haven't watched yet either.  

I like hearing a couple is sweet together.  That already gives me hope it'll be better than Kaitlyn's mess of a season was.

I think it's subjective. I was bored out of my wits. Were there some entertaining seconds. Yes.

 

So, if/when I watch I need to have my finger on the FF button, ready to skip over boring sections?    Sounds like the highlights are the sections with Tanner and Jade, the rest...probably not as/so enjoyable.

Personally, I enjoyed the Tanner and Jade segments. It made me question one more time how much was taken away from the viewer by not getting a better glimpse into some of the MOT guys during K's season.