Re: Marcus Grodd - Bachelorette 10 - Fan Forum - Updates - Discussion

by MiniDiva Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:52 am

MiaHawk wrote:...But we have just received word that the jury has reached a unanimous decision. Let's go directly to the scene inside of the courthouse:

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That's correct....GUILTY! MiaHawk has been found GUILTY of perjury in the "I did not zero in on Marcus during the stripper sate" Perjury Trial!

And we've just gotten word that there was a secret video that blew this case wide open. Yes, an anonymous videographer provided damning evidence in this case. We don't know the name of this videographer. We only know that orange Cheetos stains were found on the envelop that was left on the prosecutor's desk. But, since Cheetos appear to be a popular snack these days, there is little hope that we will ever know who this person is or how they came to have this video. Take a look at the damning evidence that shows MiaHawk's actual reaction to the Aviator dance. Folks, there was no way she was going to be able to talk her way out of this GUILTY verdict:

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The sentencing phase of this trial will begin tomorrow. Stay tuned for further updates.

Pass me some Cheetos!

by ElonM Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:13 am

MiniDiva wrote:
MiaHawk wrote:...But we have just received word that the jury has reached a unanimous decision. Let's go directly to the scene inside of the courthouse:

That's correct....GUILTY! MiaHawk has been found GUILTY of perjury in the "I did not zero in on Marcus during the stripper sate" Perjury Trial!

And we've just gotten word that there was a secret video that blew this case wide open. Yes, an anonymous videographer provided damning evidence in this case. We don't know the name of this videographer. We only know that orange Cheetos stains were found on the envelop that was left on the prosecutor's desk. But, since Cheetos appear to be a popular snack these days, there is little hope that we will ever know who this person is or how they came to have this video. Take a look at the damning evidence that shows MiaHawk's actual reaction to the Aviator dance. Folks, there was no way she was going to be able to talk her way out of this GUILTY verdict:

The sentencing phase of this trial will begin tomorrow. Stay tuned for further updates.

Pass me some Cheetos!

by nd4reality Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:18 pm

Waiting to read what you guys post about Marcus tonight.

by MiaHawk Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:38 pm

Hey, if Nick is a Cheeto (plane video), Josh is a Dorito (K-mart isle photo?), Chris is a Corn Chip (duh, corn farmer), what is Marcus? What kind of snacking chip is he??? What fits him best???

by nd4reality Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:46 pm

Something texan and spicy ?

by MiaHawk Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:00 pm

nd4reality wrote:Something texan and spicy ?

What's that snack that is like puffed straws that are blazing hot? Fire something? Can't for the life of me think of what they are. They are really hot...just like Marcus! But, a bit too hot for my tongue. No, I thinks "lays" classic potato chip...can't eat just one...yum!