Re: Reality Steve -Bachelorette 9 - Thread #1

[DesFever]

RS on Zack K.

-Wins the award for best answers given. Couldn’t find one thing to make fun of. Damn you, Zack with a “c.”

wow we're on the same page about something! he had the best answers and i secretly just love him a little more. and bummed that he didn't make it much farther than episode 4. dang it!

He impressed me with his answers too. He has a soft, genuine, romantic side under all that sarcasm I bet.

[lavenderred]

From RS:

-6 first impression roses were given out, with 2 of them going to guys that go far in the show
-9 guys have intro videos, but only 2 of those 9 last past episode 4.

I am guessing Zak and Chris (if he does do the poetry) will get them.

I am guessing Zak and Drew maybe? Not sure.

In his thoughts about each guys' bios, he says Drew's answers are about as vanilla as his personality. Ouch!

Will someone post those here? Thanks.

[california90]

RS on Zack K.

-Wins the award for best answers given. Couldn’t find one thing to make fun of. Damn you, Zack with a “c.”

wow we're on the same page about something! he had the best answers and i secretly just love him a little more. and bummed that he didn't make it much farther than episode 4. dang it!

He impressed me with his answers too. He has a soft, genuine, romantic side under all that sarcasm I bet.

Just the way I like 'em!

[Guest]

Continuing RS column from the point where the above post stopped:

-I mentioned last column Robert goes home night one. That’s wrong. It’ll be corrected tomorrow.

I’ll fill in all these blanks tomorrow, but for now, lets get to the bios and headshots that were released on Monday. First time they’ve ever actually included excerpts from their written questionnaires they filled out during casting. Genius. Makes you wonder how the hell some of these guys got cast in the first place. Anyway, if you click on each guy’s name, it will bring you directly to their bio home page. Here are my thoughts on each guy’s profile. Enjoy…
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Ben

-He likes “Transformers” the movie. Now, is that because Brody plays with transformers, and he’s just grown to like them? Or does he actually think Shia LaBouf is one of the greatest cinematic actors of our generation, and his on-screen romance with Megan Fox in the first two films can only be duplicated by Leo & Kate? These are things I need to know.

-When asked about his 3 least favorite things to do on a date, he responded with: “Go to a club” (agree), “talk politics” (definitely agree), and “drop off if the date didn’t go well.” Ummmm, huh? That didn’t answer the question. Then again, you go through all 25 of these questionnaires, you’ll see a lot of guys didn’t answer the question asked of them. Saying one of your least favorite things to do on a date is to “drop her off if the date didn’t go well” is basically saying that you’d rather not drop her off if the date didn’t go well. Semantics.

-Best answer: When asked what he loves on a date and he says she’s talkative, willing to make suggestions, smiles and laughs, then when asked what he hates about a date he says, “won’t do the things above.” Awesome. Well there you go.

-Second best answer: When asked if he could live in any other time period, he said “Jesus’ timespan.” So Ben wants to hang with Jesus and his boys. Ummmm, ok. Whatever floats your boat. I’m guessing there are about a 1,000 other different time periods most people would choose to live through, but hey, you wanna chill in your sandals and robe and watch your buddy get crucified, have at it. I’ll be hangin’ here in the 21st century with, oh I don’t know, running water? TV’s? Electricity?

-Very much an outdoorsman with hiking, fishing, camping, jet skiing, water skiing, horse back riding, and snow skiing all stuff he’s done for years. This is something that Desiree immediately liked about Ben, hence the reason he got one of the first impression roses.
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Brad

-He wants to have lunch with Mike Tyson of all people. Of anybody in the world, that’s the one he chose? Interesting.

-He thinks Will “Farrell” is the funniest man “a live.” That’s good. I personally think Steve Cerrell is funny yer than him. To each their own.

-He doesn’t have a favorite author because he can’t remember the last book he read. I guess MENSA doesn’t have a book of the month club, huh? Too bad.

-His ultimate date is on a beach with a private jazz band playing so they could enjoy the beach “while we drink champagne and enjoy each other.” Generic. Does he like long walks on the beach and reading poetry too? Oh wait, he doesn’t read. And Brad, could you please define “enjoy each other.” Inquiring minds want to know.

-Best answer: His longest relationship didn’t work because “I wanted to start a family and own a house, and she wanted to party and had no goals.” Hmmmm, I don’t want to jump to any conclusions here, but could he possibly be talking about his baby mama Brittnee, the Twin Peaks waitress? Sure sounds like it.
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Brandon

-The most outrageous thing he’s done is “drive 170 mph in a lambo.” The fact that he used the word lambo says two things: 1) he’s a complete douche 2) he didn’t know how to spell Lamborghini.

-3 things to bring to a deserted island: Vitamins, water, Bear Grylls, Nutriants, Hydrate. Ok, that’s five not three, and last time I checked, “hydrate” wasn’t something tangible. Nutrients is with an “e.” Other than that, great answer.

-Says he was engaged for a year but “never found a venue, and never really made plans. It was never like we were actually going to do it.” You don’t say? Never would’ve been able to figure that one out. What a beautiful engagement you had. I’m sure she was thrilled.

-He drew three emoticons in his answers. Totally unacceptable.
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Brian

-Knowing what we know about Brian (that he went on the show with a girlfriend back home who shows up to bust him), his answers are truly laughable.

What do you hope to get out of participating in this television show?
I hope to get an in-depth look in a larger-than-normal-life setting of the reality of the idea of love and connection. The idea of the integration of normal love and companionship into the various situations this show presents would be something I believe very worthwhile.

Huh? In English please. Who talks like that? Especially when you left your side piece at home and didn’t bother to tell her you were coming on a reality dating show. Very impressive.

What are your dealbreakers when it comes to relationships?
Main deal breaker is someone nonsecure & non-trusting with no basis to where I live on egg shells and I’m unable to live my life as well.

Ahhh, now it all makes sense. Stephanie was smothering him so he just needed space in the relationship and he figured the best way would be to not tell her where he was going, yet in a few months, she’d see him on national television courting someone else to be his wife. I totally get you now, Brian. You are a winner.

-What does being married mean to you? “Commitment and family.” Okkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. And? Can you elaborate a little please? You sound like a robot.

-What’s your biggest date fear? “Massive incompatable.” Wow. He is a man of many words, this Brian Jarosinski. And if you look at his Twitter account, he’s already gone on the defensive with some of his tweets.

-What’s your best date memory? “Bliss Happiness Feelings.” Yes, that was his answer. Is that even an answer?

-Longest relationship he’s been in was 3 years because they “just grew apart.” Translation: I cheated.
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Brooks

What do you do for a living, and how important is your career to you?
I feel that we get caught up in defining who we are by what we do. I am not so concerned with the perception of others. If my work becomes dull or boring but is prestigious, I’ll change it.

Way to completely dodge the question. What the hell kind of answer is that? Translation: I don’t really have a stable job, so lets not talk about it. Or, he’s a jack-of-all-trades, master of none.

-His handwriting is completely illegible. I don’t have a clue what he’s saying in half his answers.

-He loves it when his date “explores those initial emotions.” Then feels the need to throw in “what’s the point of going on the date if you don’t see something coming of it.” Translation: If I don’t get laid, why would I continue seeing her?
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Bryden

-His haircut in his head shot looks very Lloyd Christmas-y. The barber had to have used a bowl to get that perfect length all the way across his forehead. Cool look, dude.

-His answers look, and read, like a 5th graders. Do you consider yourself a romantic. “Sometimes I can be. I have a big heart.” Is your big heart red? Are you able to form more than 4 word sentences?

-His ideal made has “dark hair, nice teeth, good skin.” I’d say that’s about as low of standards as you can get. Really? Your ideal mate, the one that would fit you perfect, and that’s all you can come up with? Are they bred differently in Montana?

-His best date memory is “go carts and lazer tag.” Wow. Is it still too late for me to move to Montana? Sounds like I’m missing out in this metropolis of Dallas.
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Chris

Do you consider yourself romantic and why?
I think being romantic requires spontaneity and the ability to tell the girl how you feel about her at all times.

It’d be nice if you’d actually answered the question, Chris. Not hard.

-He doesn’t dislike anyone enough in this world to write about them. Well then. Sounds like I can cross Chris off the list to someday replace me on RealitySteve.com.

-Looks like he originally had written Chicago as the most romantic city in the US, then changed it to Seattle where he lives. How convenient.
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Dan

What do you hope to get out of participating in this television show?
I really do hope for the chance to meet my future wife. I really don’t go out to meet people (I don’t do the club scene) and the older I get, the more I realize I don’t want to keep dating just for the sake of it. I have not given up faith in it, but have pretty much come to terms that I probably won’t meet my wife in Las Vegas. I see the show as an opportunity to hopefully meet a girl who I would have never had a chance to meet otherwise. I really am looking for a partner in life. I used to really enjoy traveling alone but it hit me pretty hard on my last trip and I promised myself it would be the last one I did by myself. I am a little older and a little more goal oriented than I was during my last relationship. I would love to meet the person I am going to spend the rest of my life with and am very open to finding that person and not letting them go.

Easy there, Hemingway. We didn’t need a dissertation for an answer. And what do you mean you won’t meet your wife in Las Vegas? Plenty of guys meet their wives in Las Vegas. It might cost them a few thousand bucks, but hey, there are plenty of wives for the taking in your city. Take advantage of it.

-Any guy that lists “Dumb and Dumber” as one of his favorite movies scores points with me. Dan and I need to have a cold one and recite Harry & Lloyd lines while in the champagne room at Crazy Horse 3. Uhhhhh…

-He grew up swimming “and have worn a speedo since I was 5.” Ummm, still? Like, every day you just walk around in a speedo because you used to swim? Ok, weird.

-He makes no bones about why he wants to do the show: To be the next “Bachelor.” Well Dan, I’m sorry but that gig will go to someone else next season. The next time they cast a lead who never made it to the traveling stages of their season will be never. Hope you enjoyed your time though. We have a t-shirt waiting for you on your way out the door. And a speedo.
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Diogo

-What does his ideal mate look like? “Girly.” Lets hope so, Diogo. Lets hope so.

-Diogo wins the award for most legible handwriting, and it’s a landslide. Thank you for not writing chicken scratch that makes me have to squint just to read. I hope they gave you a penmanship award before you left the mansion.

-Whatever producer told you that wearing a suit of armor would be a good idea to woo Desiree you might wanna punch in the face. Horrible idea.

-He thinks that John Mayer and him would be best buddies. Well, we know John Mayer is a fan of the show after his Ben Flajnik impression he did on “Ellen” a couple years ago. Somehow I don’t think Diogo will be getting backstage passes to any of Mayer’s concerts in the future. Call me crazy.
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Drew

-Favorite actors right now are Tom Hardy and Christian Bale. Safe to say, Drew probably wears Batman underoos.

-Honestly, his answers were about as vanilla as his personality. You’ll see.
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James

-His favorite author is Dr. Seuss, which puts him one step ahead of Brad on the reading level. Congrats.

-He would like to be an NFL head coach. Yeah, because his players would totally respect the fact he once was on a reality TV dating show.

-He left the “what is your greatest achievement to date” question completely blank. Don’t be so hard on yourself, buddy. Sounds like you ripped through “Green Eggs and Ham” and “Cat in the Hat” at some point. That’s a start.

-He’s never received a romantic present from an ex. I’m sorry James. I hope someday a lovely young lady buys you that coaches’ whistle you so desperately want.
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Jonathan

-One of his favorite things to do on a date is make out, which he makes quite clear the first night. At least he’s honest. One of his least favorite things to do on a date is get slapped. Must be speaking from experience. Maybe he tried to make out with someone and got slapped.

-He wants to be Tom Brady for a day so he can win a Super Bowl and go home to “Gizelle.” Like gazelle. Tom Brady hasn’t won a Super Bowl in 8 years, and the last Super Bowl he won, he wasn’t with Giselle. So that answer makes no sense. Maybe you should look into being Colin Kaepernick or Russell Wilson.

-He wants to have lunch with Ghandi because he “seemed like a really enlightened cat.” That was actually funny. However, if he were to speak this, I’m not sure I’d be able to understand him all that much.

-Believe he was the only guy who when asked what three things he’d bring to a deserted island, used one of his answers by mentioning a woman. Marisa Miller. Jonathan is a horn dog, and Desiree sees it within 10 seconds of meeting him.
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Juan Pablo

-Apparently not a fan of Meatloaf. The singer, not the food. Maybe he doesn’t like the food either or had never heard of Meatloaf. Don’t know what kind of following The Loaf has in Venezuela.

-Cuts right to the chase by saying his ideal mate will have “good size breasts.” Sorry Desiree. You are not for Juan Pablo.

-His ideal mate is someone “that doesn’t get upset with jokes.” Translation: I tell a bunch of crude, chauvinistic, and vulgar jokes. Better like them.


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Kasey

-His favorite breakfast meal is waffles or French toast. My kind of guy.

-Typical Saturday night has him at a nice dinner and drinks. And if it’s going well, more drinks. Translation: Alcoholic.

-Mentioned basketball a lot in his answers, as he should. Because anyone who played 12 games one season at Oral Roberts University and averaged 1 ppg should definitely talk more about his basketball career.

-He name dropped a bit when he told us he’s worked on websites for Jennifer Lopez and Lebron James. And that his dad played pro baseball for the Dodgers. And that his brother-in-law has been nominated for 2 Grammys. Other than that, quite humble.
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Larry

-He doesn’t want to be buried alive or drown. Does anyone?

-He’s very excited to meet Chris Harrison. That brings the total number of people with the same hopes to one.

-He was a dorm president in college. Like, the leader of all the R.A.’s? Talk about a sweet gig. I wonder if he would pretend to be on duty, when he was really in his room smoking out or banging some girl like basically every R.A. at every college everywhere.

-He’s never given a romantic present. If he has, he didn’t want to tell anyone about it since he left his answer blank. Larry, I suggest you answer the questions. These aren’t very hard.

-Points for admitting the most outrageous thing he’s ever done was this show. But not really considering you made zero impact. Well, other than ripping Des’ dress when you tried to dip her out of the limo.

-Another guy that wants to be Tom Brady for a day. But also Tom Cruise. Hey, you only get to choose one. The fact that he’d want to be Tom Cruise for a day tells us all we need to know about Dr. Larry.
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Micah

-Thinks Bruce Willis is a bad ass. Doesn’t realize we aren’t in the 90′s anymore.

-Has a thing with food. Apparently food is the center of his universe since, according to him, “Food connects childhood memories, family stories, current lifestyles and financial strategy.” It does? Since when?

-His ultimate date would be to take a chick to Costco. I think Micah may be single for a while.

-His longest relationship was 1 year and 8 months. Not like he had the calendar out or anything. Just say “a little over a year and a half.” That too tough? Why’d they break up? He didn’t feel like he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her at any point. So then why did you stay together for almost two years?
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Michael G.

-His “3 items on a deserted island” make no sense. “Insulin, food & water, and fully charged cell phone.” Glad his priorities are in order. I think he took the question too literally.

-Mike has diabetes. You probably could’ve figured that out without me telling you considering he wants to take insulin with him to a deserted island, and then in the next answer says he can’t have sugar.

-In 5 years, he’s already going to be married and have two kids and working on another career, so watch out whoever he starts dating next. Hope your eggs are fresh and ready.

-He won a trial and convicted a notorious gang member. Suge Knight?
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Mike R.

-He likes bouncing around dive bars. Originally from London but currently lives here in Dallas. Probably goes to Kung Fu a lot. That’s as divey as dive bars can get. Although they do have skee ball and 80′s video games. But still a dive.

-Most outrageous thing he’s done is have sex in public on a military base. With Lindsay Yenter?

-Jesus Christ, a third guy that wants to be Tom Brady for a day? “He seems like he has everything a man could want.” Besides a receiver who’ll stretch the field and a solid #1 running back.

-His favorite feature on a woman is her eyes. He made sure we knew this by circling the word “eyes” in his answer. Ok, we get it. You like eyes, yet you’re a dentist. Weird.
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Mikey T.

-We’ve come to learn that Mikey will go insane without 3 things in his life: music, family, and friends. Insane I tell ya’.

-He loves to “dress to the nines.” People still use that phrase? Or is that just the “30k millionaires” who say that?

-He would like to have lived in the disco era. Looking at how far his v-neck goes down his chest, that doesn’t surprise me in the least. He’s is Saturday Night Fever reincarnated.

-I’ve noticed how a lot of these guys when answering the “what was your longest relationship and why didn’t it work out” have answered one of two ways. Either, “we were too immature,” or “we grew apart.” Uh huh. Sure that was the reason. A little honesty would be nice.

-His ideal mate has “curves, nice teeth and lips, not too skinny.” Sorry Desiree.

-Is anyone the least bit surprised Mikey’s favorite actor is Sylvester Stallone? What odds would you have given Sylvester before reading that answer? 1-to-5? 1-to-100?

-Another one that hasn’t read a book “in many years.” Unless it’s the ingredients on the back of his protein powder tub, yeah, he ain’t reading sh*t.
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Nick M.

-His worse date memory was going out with a girl who was a low talker and he could barely hear her. I believe he ripped that straight from a Seinfeld episode.

-One of his least favorite things to do on a date is “hang out with her friends.” Unless of course, her friends are hotter than her then you just start planting your next seed, right guys? Right? Oops.

-It takes him an hour or less to get ready for a big night on the town. Well thanks for narrowing it down. You know, it takes me between 5 minutes and 4 hours. Take your pick.
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Nick R.

-He does not want to date a “label whore.” Total deal breaker for him. A guy that designs custom clothing is turning away women who are label whores. Got it.

-His favorite TV show is “America’s Funniest Home Videos,” which goes to show Nick has zero sense of humor since that thing hasn’t been funny in 20 years. How many times do you have to see a someone wiping out on a trampoline or getting hit in the nuts with something that their kid does before it gets old?

-Very thorough with his answers, so points to him. Although I could’ve done without him telling us the pick up line he uses considering it has been used a million times and sucks.

-He used to have a DJ company for 10 years. I think Brad and him should get together and form their own company now to take advantage of the 12 seconds of fame this show will give them.

-In 5 years, he expects to sell his clothing company for 700k and then have a magic show every Friday night in Chicago. There will be ones of people lined up around the corner to see that.
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Robert

-His worst date memory was taking his date to see “Transformers” and her falling asleep. Do you blame her?

-He wants 3 kids: twin boys and a girl. You know, because that’s so easy to produce.

-His biggest date fear is having a giant piece of spinach in his teeth. Then don’t order the spinach. Of all the date fears to have, that’s his biggest fear.
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Will

-He likes taking his dates to the gym. For a date? Really? I’d say you might want to re-prioritize where you take your women.

-He will not do meth for love. Was this once an option for him? Who comes up with that answer?

-His biggest date fear is finding out the woman he just had a great time with went to Ohio State. Look, I get how people have college rivalries, but seriously? You wouldn’t go out with someone if they went to a rival college? That’s just silly.
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Zack K.

-Wins the award for best answers given. Couldn’t find one thing to make fun of. Damn you, Zack with a “c.”
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Zak W.

-Complete jokester. You can tell is most definitely the free spirit of this season. Zak and Desiree couldn’t be more opposite, and I think we’ll see that play out this season. I also don’t think it bodes well for him being the next “Bachelor” either. I don’t see them casting someone like him as the lead. He’s not enough on the straight-and-narrow for them.

-He was an R.A. in college. Rest my case.

-One of his worst attributes is he twirls his hair. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a guy say that in my life.

-When asked if he had any pets, his response was “nopers.” Once again, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a guy say that in my life. I’m telling you, he will be the guy this season that people will definitely have a strong opinion on one way or another. Either he is going to rub viewers the wrong way, or people will love him. There isn’t gonna be any middle ground with this guy. My guess is the majority will tend to lean towards the former.

-He wants to hang with cookie monster for a day so he can watch him eat. It’s safe to say Zak marches to the beat of his own drum.


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[lavenderred]

Thank you so much, BKay!!

[Guest]

No trouble Lav!

[atem]

I hate it, but I know I will be going to Steve's site every two seconds tomorrow.

[Guest]

I hate it, but I know I will be going to Steve's site every two seconds tomorrow.

bless your heart, atem!..Dont worry!..you are not alone..

[IrishGal]

Thanks for bringing all that over! I've made a vow not to click on RS's site this season. (I have to admit his comments about the bios were quite funny though.)

[Admin]

Thanks BKay! :Smiley:

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