One Liner Quotes

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

^^ good one!!

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

^^^ good one too! and on the same subject....

I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.

My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.

Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

A family unit is composed not only of children but a man and a woman , an occasional animal and the common cold.

Ogden Nash

Better to be Over The Hill, than under it

The Lord loves a cheerful giver and delights in the one whose heart is in his gift.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.