Bachelorette 14 - Becca Kufrin - SNARK STORYBOARD - *Sleuthing Spoilers*

We'll change things up with our snark thread. Snark is allowed, just like all other snark threads in the past, but this time we'll incorporate storyboards. You can post your honest speculations or you can make snarky stuff up.

Here's mine.

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GuardianAngel wrote:snipped

This won't be any different than any other season. Same roles will be played by various contestants. I'm just looking forward to what her storyboard will be, which I have many possibilities.

By the time PeterK makes up his mind they might be in the 4-5 epi and he can come back like Nick and be the F2 like Nick, and be the next Bachelor like Nick.   Someone's gotta come back IMHO.

Is this storyboard above similar to a bad plane ride where the plane finally crashes and burns with no survivors to be found only we find out its' LOST 2018 and they are all on a private island eating their young?  #FindyourPeterInAnotherUniverse #liveapetiocrelife #girllikesnocardio
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Becca will give the bad boy the FIR. He'll get the episode 5 date. He'll be her F1. Everyone will be very mad. The F2 guy will be the fan favorite. A nice but vanilla kinda guy. He'll seem like a shoo-in to be the next Bachelor until... they announce Ben Higgins on After Paradise as the next Bachelor. The End.

bluwavz wrote:Becca will give the bad boy the FIR. He'll get the episode 5 date. He'll be her F1. Everyone will be very mad. The F2 guy will be the fan favorite. A nice but vanilla kinda guy. He'll seem like a shoo-in to be the next Bachelor until... they announce Ben Higgins on After Paradise as the next Bachelor. The End.

I mean this is written in the stars at this point imo!!! Don’t forget the f1 will have hordes of exes coming out of the woodwork who will claim he is exactly like Arie and a total playa playa, even worse than Arie actually. Steven  will be on pins and needles, almost ready to barge into the mansion himself to rescue poor Becca Boo.

Every time the "Arie heartbreak" inevitably comes up, Becca will pull out her 55 page list of "Traits I do not want in a man as learned from my experience with the Airhead."

When she dumps a guy or one challenges her because he did not get a rose, "Well, you meet all the criteria of #357 on my list, so please leave. NOW."

Then she'll pull out something akin to the 38 volume set of World Book or Britannica Encyclopedias regarding traits in the ex she dated 7 yrs off and on and reconsider in a deluge of tears. 

Then Arie shows up at fantasy dates because his two month engagement with Lauren isn’t working because 1) She got a job and 2) He can’t stop thinking of Becca. Of course Becca gives him the Ross treatment and bachelornstion all laugh at him some more.

^^ All these posts are hilarious!! Thanks for giving me a good laugh on an otherwise cold cloudy day!!!

bluwavz wrote:Becca will give the bad boy the FIR. He'll get the episode 5 date. He'll be her F1. Everyone will be very mad. The F2 guy will be the fan favorite. A nice but vanilla kinda guy. He'll seem like a shoo-in to be the next Bachelor until... they announce Ben Higgins on After Paradise as the next Bachelor. The End.

I love this until the Ben part... I’d rather have Nick the-energy-bunny-that-keeps-on-going-and-going...

Or fill in that blank with RS.

Major announcement regarding #TheBachelorette coming very soon!

— Mike Fleiss (@fleissmeister) March 8, 2018

I bet this is the Baddy announcement we've been waiting for. A well known athlete who is handsome, has a harem of women, who all have a nasty story to tell when he's announced, but turns into mush out of the limo and falls desperately in love at first sight, with googly eyes, because after all she didn't believe in it, but on second thought never say never.

(I see what you did there CH, asking her if she believes in love at first sight, my money is on that storyboard)

Well, personally, I hope it is not OJ. He is too old for her IMO even though, I realize age should not be a factor.  
I think he has a criminal record, too. There would be better choices out there. JMOAA