Bachelor 22 - Arie Luyendyk Jr - SNARK - *Sleuthing Spoilers* - Discussion

This is a snark thread for any potential contestant that may be the next Bachelor.

This thread is for snark towards the contestant, and never towards a member or their opinions as per our forum rules.

This thread can get real snarky, therefore enter at your own risk.

Please ensure all comments are directed strictly towards the potential bachelor who ever that may be, or who you would hope would never be or who you don't think has a chance in heck of ever being the Bachelor.

What if CH was the Bachelor? What if CH and Josh Murray were the dual bachelors?

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stuckinsc wrote:I want an old style MTV celebrity death match between Ben, Peter and  Dean to pick the next bachelor. At the end maybe they can all be gone and Ben Z or Eric can be crowned the bachelor? This might be my new summer dream.

I thought this was better in the new snark thread than Ben H's thread

I can see Dean and Peter doing a KY his and his commercial together. That might be their real summer dream.

Remember ---GA said enter at your own risk.

About the eyelashes, I feel like Peter really wanted to save them for when he and Dean could be together again. He just didn't feel like he should have to be the one to bend over and pick them up.

Now I have a place to say this--I guess.

I guess we should all be glad they were eye lashes she left behind and not more personal intimate products.

Kashathediva wrote:I can see Dean and Peter doing a KY his and his commercial together. That might be their real summer dream.

Remember ---GA said enter at your own risk.

I got that vibe too. A couple of past leads I could add to it to make it a party.

Omg the eyelashes thing - that was SO bizarre. I was actually a bit creeped out by it. I think he's just one of those people who sees everything as some grand, earth shattering "story" - first he dramatically recounts the unbearable pain of watching an ex lover weeping in the rear view mirror as he drives away ... then the agony of staring at another ex's eyelashes for days on end, refusing to throw them away because he couldn't bear to ...

This dude is so hot & cold that I have no idea what to make of him - either limply patting a crying Rachel on the shoulders or wrecked with heartache over her fallen eyelashes.

Honestly, I'm starting to think that maybe he and AI would be perfect together. They can go off and overdramatize every single minute of their lives together while shading & gossiping about the "fake" people & congratulating themselves on being so morally above all those "players" and "lying whores".

I think Peter and the doll Adam Jr should battle it out for the Bachelor gig. 
Whoever is less robotic wins the gig - obviously Adam Jr, imo.

TheWrongReasons wrote:Omg the eyelashes thing - that was SO bizarre. I was actually a bit creeped out by it. I think he's just one of those people who sees everything as some grand, earth shattering "story" - first he dramatically recounts the unbearable pain of watching an ex lover weeping in the rear view mirror as he drives away ... then the agony of staring at another ex's eyelashes for days on end, refusing to throw them away because he couldn't bear to ...

This dude is so hot & cold that I have no idea what to make of him - either limply patting a crying Rachel on the shoulders or wrecked with heartache over her fallen eyelashes.

Honestly, I'm starting to think that maybe he and AI would be perfect together. They can go off and overdramatize every single minute of their lives together while shading & gossiping about the "fake" people & congratulating themselves on being so morally above all those "players" and "lying whores".

  I've never thought of that, but it makes such perfect sense!!  

Actually he and AI might make a good pr. No snark there.

TheWrongReasons wrote:Honestly, I'm starting to think that maybe he and AI would be perfect together. They can go off and overdramatize every single minute of their lives together while shading & gossiping about the "fake" people & congratulating themselves on being so morally above all those "players" and "lying whores".

OMG!! You are so right. They are perfect for each other IMO. She would obsess over him and agree to everything he says and he can take forever to makeup his mind and she wouldn't care one bit. He might have to wear a Jared face-mask during 'quicui' though.

#TeamPashley

All JMO

That's ok. It might take her a while to decide if she really wants to have "quicui" and time is something we all know PETIocre has plenty of. He could sacrifice that anyway.
KY his and his hand.