Bachelor Australia - Season 5 - Matty Johnson - SCaps - **NO SPOILERS**

Yeah - finish your hilarious SC review of episode 1. we can get to sleuthing after.

so during matty speach it is interesting where the camera zoom.

Matty: it happened to me (falling in love).... focus on Laura... ahah I really need to go back to the limo entrance here!!! something is up



ooooohhhh but villain ego queen is ALSO an actress!!!!

Leah: ooohh I could cry (sound)... please camera please focus on ME ME ME





PRODS/CUTTING ROOM:  and let us present you the F1... ALIX!

and just like the scenario, we shall see her in few PI, a great one-on-one, maybe the FIR SECRET GARDEN and no more before 4 episodes... lets see if I am right

ETA: seams that there is no FIR but a  SECRET GARDEN....





oooooohhhhhh the SECRET GARDEN!!!!!!

USHER: a place you do not want to be interrupted

COBIE: noooooo please I do not want to go with him aloooooooooone!! Please come with me!!!



but then I changed my mind. I want to go to the secret garden. absolutely.... the bathrooms are always occupied



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OOOOOO So LAURA was the first asked by Matty!!!!

there... I need to investigate why the limo intrance was so uneventful and short.

Laura: well this is embarrassing
Matty: why is it embarrassing
Laura: because we have quite an audience!

note: quite interesting to see Alix shocked and then smiling. We saw them together during the night so it looks like they made friends. I wonder what was said for alix to have this stunned face. did laura said that her limo meet was just "okay"? or was it a happy surprise for her new friend?

and I am dying here.... Leah was already gone as soon as he asked Laura?????      







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sooooo he just left ALL the girls behind..... then next shot and we see 3 girls in the background already settled??? #uh

my first reaction is that he spoke with her 2 times




ooooo I did not noticed that!!! Girls are saying that Laura looks like Georgia Love quite a lot... mmmm maybe a little.


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My gosh this is honestly the most hilarious meet and greet I have ever seen!!! I am generally ZZZZ on episode 1 but this one is making me laugh really hard

is that an intruder????? really????? after many what 2-4 hours of cocktail party?  

green girls showing their true colors:

- she is very sexual
- she is looking at matty
- she is like "look at me, look at me"
- is she an intruder?
- she is trying to seduce him


Alora: hi my name is Alora
Matty: hi...... errr... that was a fine entrance (who are you? why are you interrupting me with gorgia alike !!!)







WOW that is beautiful girl here!!!




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Natalie: she is like a glamazone... skinny little legs, big azzz

yeahhh Natalie, tell us what you really think about Elora  



Leah: I do not think Elora will be much of a threat. Coming on night #1 with no clothe on...



and .............Prods giving us a shoot to her behind  

it's the pot calling the kettle black!!!!  



Leah: I think Elora is that kind of girl who matty would take home but certainly at the morning, not after

GEZZZZZ it is SOOO entertaining

did you guys laughed when you watch this episode???? Sure I cannot be the only one here!!!

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and this confirms me that matty and laura were already chatting for quite a while when Elora interrupted..... and this explains why we saw the other girl wandering behind them...

Elora: oh there are fish. He tried to eat my finger
Matty: yeah well I do not blame him

WHAT?????



And Akoulina who wants to compete with Elora now?? OMGosh pooooor thing!!



and tara who stole the ribbon as well???



Tara: I was messing around with her ribbon and she said: that's okayyyyyyyyyy... but she is so nice (laughing)

go on Tara..... pleeeease I am begging you please please please be witty at each episode!!!!!!!



so JEN THE MY DRESS comes to interrupt Elora and Matty


JEN: you kind left the party. I came to see how long do you think you gonna take
matty: you can join and sit here if you like
JEN (DRAMATIC DRUMS MUSIC): I do not want to be the third wheels though (balancing like a 3 years old child waiting for a candy)





JEN: okay?
Matty: ............................ (no. not okay)



SILENCE.... Matty and Elora speachless and unhappy.... poor JEN who lost the little points she may had to zero  

Matty: Elora it was lovely to speak to you

My take?? We shall see Elora for quite a while.

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JEN: There is a lot of big personalities in there (AKA PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM REALLY TRYING TO SAY HERE...... THERE ARE A LOT OF B****ES IN THERE)




Matty: ...................... (she is the first to go tonight ... but those prods are going to ask me to keep her... sucks to be me!)




JEN: you will see plenty of crazies I think
Matty: how much is this coming from ... (laughing)
JEN: nooooooo that's horrible



Matty (PI): I knew this was going to be a little bit crazy having this girls here. But I get the sense that it is going to be full on

Matty thinking: HELP IS COMING YEAHHHHHHHH



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AH AH ..... LISA PI

so we have ALIX PI = 1 and LISA PI = 1

I'm telling you... those are the F1 F2... imo of course!!!


LISA: we only have 2 minutes




Matty: (...) but you came out and mess up with my hair
Leah: okay... but you know what? you had messy hair in my dreams

OMG!!!! cheesy sneaky Leah!!!!! Every man would be under your spell with cheesy line like that!!!!



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Finish watching the episode and then we can talk about who the final girls we think are in the running. Your commentary is super entertaining. Hope the spoiled folk are reading and laughing too.


Then on to the season Promo !

O.MY.GOSH.... are they real????

JEN the MY (white) Dress AKA the PUTRID (still white) DRESS!!


JEN: crying among her "FRIENDS" that she will never see again after the show.

JEN: I want pop corn






and Tara on PI again...... the narrative

Tara: DRAMA already
Tara: we hated to see JEN cry so we brought her pop corn
Tara: ...... smirking






JEN: I am just emotionally eating my feelings




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I mean.... it cannot be better than that right????

I love this season already!!!!!