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If you see the sun at midnight, you can assume something has gone awry.

Pierced ears

It's better to have your ears pierced at a piercing hut then a a doctor who can pierce then crooked.

Ham hock

The key to making great split pea soup is a ham hock.

Uncommon Grace

Saying Grace at meals has become uncommon these days.

Nail clipper

I use a nail clipper to keep Sadie's claws at a non menacing length.

swimming pool

I would love to be swimming in a pool right now.

red fox

I don't recall ever seeing a fox with red fur.

Address book

I have to write every address I need in my book or I won't remember.

postage stamp

Every time I purchase postage stamps they're more expensive.

Ancient figure

Some days I feel like I am becoming an ancient figure.

Matching handbag

I used to be a real fuss budget and make sure that every pair of shoes and every handbag was matching my clothing for the day.

floral bouquet

I would love it if someone sent me a floral bouquet.

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