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I liked a stick shift when I lived in a snowy climate, but not now.

Skis or sled?

I am terrified of going on skis, so I'll take a sled ride.

Frayed carpet

When the carpet is frayed the whole house looks shabby.

Painted shells

Shells should be left in their natural state, not painted. (JMHO)

Remote control

I like the idea of remote control, especially when I'm in a comfortable position on the sofa and something dumb comes onto the station I'm watching.

Favorite chair

Of all the chairs in my house, my favorite is my dad's recliner.  (Yes I still have it)

Hand made

Things that are made by hand are often very special.

Beautiful smile

I do not smile a lot because my teeth are not beautiful.

Penny candy

I visit memory lane when I think of the store that sold penny candy.

Sweat shirt

I rarely sweat, even in a heavy shirt.

Blood test

It's a test of many men to see if they can stand the sight of blood with out fainting.

Cry baby

A baby has no other way of communicating distress except to cry.

Weekly allowance