Two word sentence

I left my portable phone in my Sweater pocket and looked for it for an hour, until I thought to call it.

Life savers

In this life I have met many people who have been savers (keepers).  

Cough drops

When I let out a loud cough with a hand full of things often everything I'm carrying drops.

Stunning looks

"Stunning" is not a word I'd use to describe my looks.

Digital clock

Clocks should all be digital for easy reading.

Chopped liver

^^ Drool!!

If a relative needs a liver transplant, you can get a piece chopped off yours and donate it.

Icky subject

^^^Hilarious

I don't like to be the subject of icky jokes.

Ummmmm, need two new words please.

Absent minded

^^ LOL!!

I never minded when my DH was absent on government business, except if he got to go to a really exciting and interesting place.

Airline ticket

I had to check my ticket to remember what airline i was flying on today.

Horrid manners

I find the manners of the current generation of children horrid.

Sidewalk sale