Have you ever?

No


Have you played a musical instrument?

yes

Have you ever run a marathon?

No.

Have you ever tried to buy only clothes made in the USA?

yes  

have you ever answered the telephone not saying 'hello' but saying something completely wrong because you were distracted?

yes

Have you ever texted a message to the wrong person?

yes

have you ever re-gifted something?

No but was on the receiving end

Have you ever pretended to go to work and snuck back home for some alone time?

no

Have you ever wanted to sit down for a 1 on 1 talk with a coworker and tell them what a miserable b**** they are and recommend that they have a personality transplant? (I just had this desire yesterday, )

Yes - I told my co-worker last week that the chill in her voice can freeze boiling water when she doesn't want to be interrupted.

Mia - I tried to return an unwanted gift to Nordstrom last Christmas only to have the salesperson scroll through 3 pages of SIL's purchases to tell me the gift was actually a Gift with Purchase and not returnable!

Have you ever broken into a locked house - even for good reason?

No.

Have you ever used "the wrong fork" at a formal dinner?

probably

have you ever given food to a homeless person on the street?

yes

Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen?