Re: Nick Viall Bachelorette 11 - Fan Forum - ***SLEUTHING - SPOILERS*** - Thread #14

[whit90]

I will be his stylist just so I can touch that Hawt body of his. My first job will be getting rid of those tan pants

[KB_Mom]

TopShelf-we can "job share" chef and sunscreen girl. And with all that sun,he'll need to be moisturized from head to toe daily so he doesn't peel. Preferably naked so we don't miss any spots

[stuckinsc]

Okay Nick Chick's time to sign up for Island Duties.

I am chief science officer.

I lost track of everyone's jobs from the other thread, but let's organize.  Since our man is just so evil and so charming, I think we need him to put it to good use and we can help.

Reply and chose your island duty.  This will probably be more entertaining than the show.

  Well, I could offer my training in conflict resolution/advocacy but I'd rather wash the coconut shells after we're done eating.
Besides, if Nick's there he already has all the required skill. 
Who all is going to be on this island?  Is it self imposed exile or what?

Okay Nick Chick's time to sign up for Island Duties.

I am chief science officer.

I lost track of everyone's jobs from the other thread, but let's organize.  Since our man is just so evil and so charming, I think we need him to put it to good use and we can help.

Reply and chose your island duty.  This will probably be more entertaining than the show.

I will be his defense secretary (with priviledges )

With all the talk of how evil and terrible Nick is then the talk of him being a seducer, he sounded like an evil dictator to me. So I figure if that is to be his role in life, then let's find and nice tropical island and let be the evil despot and we can all come and serve him in someway. With all his ill intend and his charm he sounds like a born world leader to me, but he doesn't seem to have the desire to rule the whole world, so it can just be our own island paradise.

Anyone who appreciates salty attitudes and charm is welcome. Also Nutty is on vacation, so just realize that as soon as she returns she is going to steal whatever position she wants. She tends to be possessive of Nick like that.

We can totally tell him, he will either laugh and find us funny or think we are insane. I vote for a little of both. But then again I am attempting to finish my PhD and think the crazy has settled in and it is going to be an ugly summer for all who know me.

[notarose]

Could this be our island?
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/eilean-righ

We could buy it with all the credit Nick is due ... plus a sailboat.

[whit90]

^^^
Perfect place it is breath taking just like our guy Nick.

[whit90]

Okay Nick Chick's time to sign up for Island Duties.

I am chief science officer.

I lost track of everyone's jobs from the other thread, but let's organize.  Since our man is just so evil and so charming, I think we need him to put it to good use and we can help.

Reply and chose your island duty.  This will probably be more entertaining than the show.

I will be his defense secretary (with priviledges )

We are not even on the Island yet and you are doing a great job.

[Brill]

Since I have kids almost Nick's age, I will be his rock, so he can always come and tell me about all his great accomplishments  :alltens:  and his woes!!!!                      

[emusha]

love how his sister maria was photobombing his fan photos hahaha

[notarose]

Since I have kids almost Nick's age, I will be his rock, so he can always come and tell me about all his great accomplishments  :alltens:  and his woes!!!!                      

Love this!

[OnePromise]

You are all hilarious!!! I just love this thread.  Such a refreshing break from the serious negativity out there!

:Woah-hoo: :Woah-hoo: :Woah-hoo:

[Guest]

I am 12 yrs older I will just be one of the COUGARS ready for any mission.

[stuckinsc]

I like the island and glad that we can all enjoy a little fun in Nick world.

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